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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Apart from cleaning your elderly husband's ringer and snipping his tag nuts off when you change his colostomy bag.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:11,
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latest was 11 years ago)
No more than you do for Micro.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:12,
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The difference being she's 2, not 82.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:14,
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And she's not housetrained yet?
Christ on a bike, how thick is she?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:22,
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How many kids do you have?
Ah. Sorry, forgot you're barren.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:24,
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I imagine I'm probably not.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:25,
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Not talking from experience I hope Batts.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:13,
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I'd never let B3th near my arse, no matter how many gazzes she continues to send me.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:14,
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No I wondered if you had been her husband's home help at some time.
(Soz B3th)
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:16,
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