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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I bet you're glad that you're a calm and dignified drunk.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:31, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
He merely moved his triple scotch to one side slightly in case it got nudged.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:32, Reply)
And necked his two pints quickly to avoid spillage.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:34, Reply)
By the time he's finished the second he's forgotten the first so he orders two more "to save the barman time as it's so busy"

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:37, Reply)
Nah. Gone onto the shorts now hasn't he?
don't want to lose his spot going to the bog.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:38, Reply)
It's one of those places where it's "his" stool.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:40, Reply)
And he thinks that the ill-concealed contempt that the barmaid holds for him is actually her flirting.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:43, Reply)
She loves the way he orders a bottle of whatever is at the bottom of the fridge so that she has to bend down to get it.

(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:44, Reply)

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