I have been sent the worst bollocks jargon email of all time today, from some tosser at a MAJOR FASHION MAGAZINE:
'Some back story on the project:

*REDACTED*, the World's Biggest Fashion Magazine, is in the process of creating an agile 360 office environment where the Fashion Cupboard is the center of the print magazine and digital workflow. The Cupboard will be a living breathing sub-brand that is alive 24 hours a day – the forefront of content creation. It is a place where we will curate all our content, that all staff can see. The Fashion Cupboard will also be where we take visitors and high-profile clients, such as Louis Vuitton and Gucci, into the office. It will be the physical manifestation of the *REDACTED* brand.

We are the first magazine/website at *REDACTED* to be working across all platforms in a total 360 way with a central closet showcase hub.'

The woman who sent it to me is apparently the 'Workflow Director' - also when you translate it into English they basically want a load of free stuff from me for their offices, and as such can get fucked.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:33, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

redacted is a good name for a magazine, mind

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Very funny Cavy. Very, very funny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:35, Reply)

I see this as The devil Wears Prada
but without Meryl Streep :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:38, Reply)

These people are utter cunts J. Utter, utter cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:39, Reply)

Cunts who want free stuff.
Finger down the throat time, bitches. You can WORK for your supper!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:44, Reply)

Gay cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:39, Reply)

Suck it

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:43, Reply)