I've got a nice set of kitchen knives to go all Michael Myers on you.
If my rogue cat doesn't scratch your eyes out first.


alt. Pop your jacket off until you are outside.

altalt. I'll have a gin, thanks. Bitter lemon or tonic.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:42, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Talking of bitter lemons, has Monty spoken to his mum's about his troubles?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Yourn alive!
Does mince have new troubles on top of his old troubles and current troubles?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Yeah he has to put up with the random postings of a BENT SPASTIC
That poor sod just can't get a break in life
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Whereas you've had a break from your job AND your wife \o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Yeah somebody had to control the queue for YM

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)