cheese & onion

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:25, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

green or blue?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:25, Reply)

BLUE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
WHY DO THEY DO IT? WHY?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:28, Reply)

'Cause they're ruddy Walkers and they just don't care.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Say what you see!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Haha just like Murray Walker!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

it's 'fuck me 'til I fart'!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:41, Reply)

And to think I used to trust Gary Linekar
He's really let me down on this one
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:33, Reply)

He's just trying to pull the wool over people's eyes with his 'I'm such a nice guy' act

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:40, Reply)

dunno
Blue is salt and vinegar innit.

FACTBOMB! If you eat a cheese and onion crisp at the same time as a salt and vinegar crisp, you get pickled onion flavour.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:30, Reply)

TWO HATS!!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Windus!
How are you, love?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:29, Reply)

alright,
really bored of not having a job.

How's the house, sorted yet?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Ah, Jeremy Kyle starting to repeat episodes that were on earlier in the week, eh?
Yeah, nearly. It's built and painted. The kitchen will be here next week, and fitted shortly after. It's going to be BEEZER!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:32, Reply)

i'm jealous, all i'm getting is a new shed on saturday,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Shed's are great!
Especially when they're new. They have that new shed smell. Also, you can shag the missus in there before it gets too dusty.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Before the SHED gets too dusty, I mean

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:37, Reply)

that's true,
thanks TH.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:37, Reply)

x

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:39, Reply)

How'd your interview go.
Last I heard you just had to turn up and not rape anyone to get the job.

Did you kill somebody else, Windy?
( Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:33, Reply)

it's tomorrow,
in london. I'll be honest, I was pretty confident earlier in the week, but the fear has set in and I'm shitting myself a bit about it.
I've got another next tuesday in Cambridge, that is worse money, but a permanent contract. I'm a bit torn as to which way to go.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Because you always disappear when I'm talking to you, I shall wish you GOOD LUCK for tomorrow now.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

This reads as though you want him to stop posting now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:39, Reply)

He will. It's self fulfilling.
EDIT: Even though I don't mean it like that.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:40, Reply)

SO'S YOUR FACE LOL

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:40, Reply)

LOL TWO HATS GUD 1 M8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:41, Reply)

i don't mean to do it froggo,
I'm doing bits and pieces here and there so am not at the computer so much.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I'm only kidding, I just never get enough of you. You're like a drug.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Never mind, when you have a job you can waste more time on here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:41, Reply)

See? GONE.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)

i doubt it,
i'll be driving around a lot.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Just post from your phone as you're driving

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:50, Reply)

sta strong bbz xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Cambridge is a bit of a commute from Oxford.
Not sure you've thought that through.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:42, Reply)

HEY GUYS LETS HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT WHAT WOULD BE THE BEST CAR TO COMMUTE FROM OXFORD TO CAMBRIDGE!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Jeep Patriot CRD Black

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:43, Reply)

camouflage

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Oh, do shut up.

( Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Righto.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Please don't. For me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:46, Reply)

yeah, I have,
the company is based in cambridge, but do work all over the country, so i'd be taking jobs in this area basically. There might be some long travel and staying away once in a while.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:48, Reply)

There's always a bed for you here
x
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:49, Reply)