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'Cause they're ruddy Walkers and they just don't care.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:30,
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Haha just like Murray Walker!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:38,
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And to think I used to trust Gary LinekarHe's really let me down on this one
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:33,
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He's just trying to pull the wool over people's eyes with his 'I'm such a nice guy' act(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:40,
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dunnoBlue is salt and vinegar innit.
FACTBOMB! If you eat a cheese and onion crisp at the same time as a salt and vinegar crisp, you get pickled onion flavour.
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TWO HATS!!! (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:27,
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alright,really bored of not having a job.
How's the house, sorted yet?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:30,
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Ah, Jeremy Kyle starting to repeat episodes that were on earlier in the week, eh?Yeah, nearly. It's built and painted. The kitchen will be here next week, and fitted shortly after. It's going to be BEEZER!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:32,
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i'm jealous, all i'm getting is a new shed on saturday, (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:33,
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Shed's are great!Especially when they're new. They have that new shed smell. Also, you can shag the missus in there before it gets too dusty.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:35,
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that's true,thanks TH.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:37,
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How'd your interview go.Last I heard you just had to turn up and not rape anyone to get the job.
Did you kill somebody else, Windy?
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:33,
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it's tomorrow, in london. I'll be honest, I was pretty confident earlier in the week, but the fear has set in and I'm shitting myself a bit about it.
I've got another next tuesday in Cambridge, that is worse money, but a permanent contract. I'm a bit torn as to which way to go.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:37,
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Because you always disappear when I'm talking to you, I shall wish you GOOD LUCK for tomorrow now.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:38,
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This reads as though you want him to stop posting now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:39,
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He will. It's self fulfilling.EDIT: Even though I don't mean it like that.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:40,
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i don't mean to do it froggo, I'm doing bits and pieces here and there so am not at the computer so much.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:40,
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I'm only kidding, I just never get enough of you. You're like a drug.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:41,
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Never mind, when you have a job you can waste more time on here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:41,
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i doubt it, i'll be driving around a lot.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:47,
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Just post from your phone as you're driving(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:50,
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Cambridge is a bit of a commute from Oxford.Not sure you've thought that through.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:42,
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HEY GUYS LETS HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT WHAT WOULD BE THE BEST CAR TO COMMUTE FROM OXFORD TO CAMBRIDGE!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:43,
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yeah, I have, the company is based in cambridge, but do work all over the country, so i'd be taking jobs in this area basically. There might be some long travel and staying away once in a while.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:48,
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There's always a bed for you herex
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:49,
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Blue, or maybe green, I dunno, It's not something i have put much thought in to once I got past being 6 years old.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:26,
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you are a hopeless irritating man child.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:30,
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Whisper of Egyptian sand.Light brown you pretentious cunts.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:29,
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That's not that shocking.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:36,
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Have you gone a bit MOAR mental today son?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:37,
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Your boyfriend is a big fella, is he?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:51,
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Happiness!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:44,
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My favourite vegetable is music.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:44,
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I think I am going to stop coming on here any more.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:45,
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Couldn't we get dozer banned?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:47,
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He's put his foot in it again(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:47,
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maybe Battered could start a petition via gaz.You know, 'doing a Frank'.
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There's no maybe about it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:49,
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It makes him feel like a big man.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:52,
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Short people are quite funny.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:03,
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Just as I come backcoincidence? I think not.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:54,
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It's no secret that he hates you.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:59,
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I don't know it, but I think it's female so I hate it too.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:02,
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I'm not saying anything against AmberlShe'd kick my head in
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:03,
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You've got your head screwed on rightand that's why it'll stay on.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:04,
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it's truths like this that keep b3ta going
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:03,
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if i'm honest, it's not the greatest turn on for me either(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:07,
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Ah, somebody's brought their baby into the officeso all the haggard, wizened old middle aged women with leathery moccasin minges can coo over it and tell the proud mother how gorgeous their ugly little brat is. Of course, it's start screaming.
Perfectly appropriate for an open plan professional environment.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:55,
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All babies look the same, and are boring.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:00,
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They don't look the same.They vary from ugly to really ugly.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:02,
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Fair point, I never study them in depth. I avoid them due to point 2. They're boring.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:04,
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They're all ugly, apart from my kids, who are beautiful.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:04,
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They always are, to the parents.All of whom labour under the distressing delusion that other people will find their children as wonderful as they do. Whilst I don't doubt I will also fall under the spell of whatever witchcraft children weave in order for parents not to see them for the horrible little humunculi that they really are, I hope I will at least not inflict them on other people.
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Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:10,
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I often try to explain this to my kids when they are being a pain in the arse:If you're annoying me and I love you, just imagine how much you are pissing off everyone else here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:13,
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Or the Calvin&Hobbes version(2am) "Mom! What's unconditional love?"
"The only thing stopping me from killing you RIGHT NOW!"
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you always said you would never have anybut i guess you need a daughter so that her friends can keep you supplied with an ever fresh pool of "hotter younger models"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:13,
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Eventually most people breed, I'm just playing the laws of averages.(
Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:19,
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I think I've put a grand total of about 4 pictures of minibadger upin the 6 months since she's been born
I therefore concur with your approach.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:38,
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Christ! Stop going on and on about your kid, will you!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:40,
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Mmmm, leathery moccasin mingestotes wish I werent eating a bacon sandwich right now
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:05,
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I don't tend to bicker with my sock accounts so pipe down big 'un(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:10,
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at the end of the day, we're all al/bert/reg/roryand if we aren't we will be. It's one fucked up circle of life in here
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:13,
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Apart from you, 'Bill Clay'You're the pump king.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:14,
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I'll make you one and present it at the baysh.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:15,
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by all acounts this bash'll be me and monty, possiblyrosalicious signs up for everything, you'll not show and you're also reg and king zog is a cunt.
I'll be there regardless so all the rest is gravy
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:18,
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