You wear hats because you are going bald.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:32, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

you take SSRIs because you're a tragic lifeprick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:33, Reply)

I don't anymore, but otherwise TRUFAX

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:34, Reply)

Once the crying jags and the alternating periods of self-starvation and binge eating kick back in you'll be begging your GP to write you a script

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Turns out it was just life being horrible for quite long time. It's loads better now thanks.
Yours will always be mediocre because you are a strange eccentric man with no real friends, just people that don't meet you but suffer you online just to pass time.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:39, Reply)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. this is quite a turnaround.
someone got laid at the weekend, didn't they?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:39, Reply)

Yes five times.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:41, Reply)

FIVE WANKS IN A WEEKEND????
Blimey.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:42, Reply)

YES I WANKED FIVE TIMES IN A WEEKEND

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)

so four fingers and a palm?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)

YES I WANKED FIVE TIMES IN A WEEKEND

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)

this is much more plausible

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:49, Reply)

You dunno what I look like. I'm well handsome and charming.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:53, Reply)

I am not eccentric

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)

That's one thing you akshully are

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:41, Reply)

nah, eccentricity is for posh people

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)