Frog is a cunt. Discuss. (Maximum disrespect to Bear Pookie for the suggestion)
Alt: what ya doing tonight?
Altalt: bbc news link or summat innit? I dunno, you're all fucking adults, you don't need me to tell you what to do.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:09, 225 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:10, Reply)

You are a shit person.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Nice one

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:14, Reply)

You aren't as clever as you think you are.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:15, Reply)

Your face smells

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:16, Reply)

You are a bit scruffy and embarrassing to be seen with.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:19, Reply)

You're the guy that always has to be the designated driver because you're such an embarrassment when drunk that your 'friends' try to save you the humiliation.
They only socialise with you out of pity.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:22, Reply)

All your stories of social activity are really what you do on sims.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:23, Reply)

The Sims?
Welcome to the year 2002.

Or sutin.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:24, Reply)

I was surprised how out of date you are.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:27, Reply)

I've never played the Sims
But I completed Crash Bandicoot last week!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:28, Reply)

You really are a prick.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:29, Reply)

Hey! Crash is cool!
I'm stuck on Abe's Oddysee though :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:31, Reply)

I actually feel sorry for you. Pity from me must mean you are in a terrible place.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:34, Reply)

I'm not in a terrible place, I haven't been to Coventry.
Ever.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:35, Reply)

I have. It is pretty much unremarkable but they did have two record shops.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:36, Reply)

It is the home of Twang Club

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:38, Reply)

you've not been a cunt to me yet
i feel left out.

alt: I might go to the shop. yawn.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:16, Reply)

You're apparently quite a chubby cow who got dumped because you're weird and unlikable. Ok?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:18, Reply)

Dumped on February the 14th, no less.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:20, Reply)

Christ. I hope I get to do this one day, if only women didn't find me so repulsive :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:22, Reply)

It's your rebarbative personality, persistent halitosis and deformed face.
Hope this helps kiss kiss.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:23, Reply)

Correct, apart from the face. That should be cast in bronze and preserved for future generations to adore.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:26, Reply)

You look like the offspring of David Gest and rachelswipe.
Fat, Jewish and melty faced.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:29, Reply)

You wear hats because you are going bald.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:32, Reply)

you take SSRIs because you're a tragic lifeprick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:33, Reply)

I don't anymore, but otherwise TRUFAX

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:34, Reply)

Once the crying jags and the alternating periods of self-starvation and binge eating kick back in you'll be begging your GP to write you a script

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Turns out it was just life being horrible for quite long time. It's loads better now thanks.
Yours will always be mediocre because you are a strange eccentric man with no real friends, just people that don't meet you but suffer you online just to pass time.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:39, Reply)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. this is quite a turnaround.
someone got laid at the weekend, didn't they?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:39, Reply)

Yes five times.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:41, Reply)

FIVE WANKS IN A WEEKEND????
Blimey.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:42, Reply)

YES I WANKED FIVE TIMES IN A WEEKEND

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)

so four fingers and a palm?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)

YES I WANKED FIVE TIMES IN A WEEKEND

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)

this is much more plausible

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:49, Reply)

You dunno what I look like. I'm well handsome and charming.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:53, Reply)

I am not eccentric

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)

That's one thing you akshully are

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:41, Reply)

nah, eccentricity is for posh people

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)

^ obsessed ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:33, Reply)

^ fat bitch ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:33, Reply)

you mention me a DISPROPORTIONATE amount
i wouldn't do you with someone else's floppy aubergine. accept it. move on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:35, Reply)

Ditto.
On both counts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:37, Reply)

yeah
it's not convincing when you go on and on and on about me, dude. change the record, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:38, Reply)

you really need to let it go
When I say 'no fat ginger chicks', I mean it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:39, Reply)

you guys are so bless together
i can't wait for the episode where you have angry sex and get it out of your system
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:39, Reply)

urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
i've seen a pic of him, remember.

not even with yours, mate!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)

yhpccuya

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:41, Reply)

But that was just his cock right? Is that what you mean when you call him bald?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)

no
the head was bald

which means the balls were hairy as feck
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:49, Reply)

That's a nasty thought.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:54, Reply)

THIS IS WHY HE RESORTS TO RODENT LOVE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:55, Reply)

yay!
not chubby any more though, you can go with ugly, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:20, Reply)

I assumed this. All online women are pigs. It's like a rule or something.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:21, Reply)

otherwise we'd be at exciting parties
and all that shit pretty people do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:22, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2128934
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:24, Reply)

right back atcha
probably goes for everyone on here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:27, Reply)

NOT ME

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:29, Reply)

I'm semi snoozing fucking about online.That is it for the night.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:19, Reply)

I'm fucking about online then going to bed early as I'm getting old and need sleep more.
It's pathetic.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:21, Reply)

i'm stuck at work
advising on a VP strategy and then half year end begging billing emails. NOT a great evening.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:33, Reply)

no-one cares

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:34, Reply)

Jesus cares.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:35, Reply)

nothing less sexy than a bible basher

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:36, Reply)

I can think of several things less sexy than a bible basher

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:37, Reply)

mirror again?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:39, Reply)

clear

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:39, Reply)

You bitch.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)

you slowcoach

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)

You can see one too if you look in a mirror.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)

I'm having a sit down.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:35, Reply)

on razor wire I hope

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:38, Reply)

Which one is Frog, again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)

He's CQ

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:46, Reply)

I'm the one who thinks you are mean.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:49, Reply)

I thought that was that rabbit prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:50, Reply)

I don't get it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:51, Reply)

Which is why you wank so much.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:51, Reply)

Edgy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:54, Reply)

Edging more like

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Oh Hare, no, I thought you were mean.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:51, Reply)

So did he
You're both wrong, I'm lovely.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:58, Reply)

I know you are now Hun xx

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:00, Reply)

DELETION!!!
I SAID, RORY, THAT BLOWING HARD IS NOT A GOOD TECHNIQUE. I FIND IT HARD THAT SUCH A RAMPANT SEDUCER OF TEENAGE BOYS DID NOT KNOW THIS ALREADY.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:54, Reply)

Here ya go, all is not lost!
Colonel D*acula still loves you babe

(Fu Manchu NECKBEARD, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:38, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
just because you don't know what working long hours and success mean

( rachelswipe fuck off you fat psycho cunt, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:38, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
im still at work honey XxX
eight figure balance sheet before you hit any decimal points x

in case you were wondering seven figs net yearly xXx
(Fu Manchu NECKBEARD, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:41, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
so 00000001.00 then?
nice work. that'll pay for the pliers to cut through the leccy meter in your barnet squat.
( rachelswipe fuck off you fat psycho cunt, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:42, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
xXx

( rachelswipe fuck off you fat psycho cunt, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:42, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
teeheehee its shame you dont know how a balance sheet works Gill. You paye lot what are ye like eh !

(Fu Manchu NECKBEARD, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:43, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
i understand it perfectly well
i just don't believe yours looks like that!
( rachelswipe fuck off you fat psycho cunt, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:49, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
If you pair of pricks subvert my thread so much I have to start scrolling to the right ima delete the whole FUCKEN thing.

(Doctor Frog Needs to stop making Rory/Swipe/Theo delete stuff, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:50, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
you can be successful without being a blowhard honey x

(Fu Manchu NECKBEARD, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:51, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:59, Reply)

THIS CONFIRMS THE TADPOLE'S GUILT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:00, Reply)

What guilt?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:02, Reply)

oh, i thought rory the stalker had posted this
meh, you're still guilty of something
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:03, Reply)

I ENT DUN NUFFINK YOU RANGA SLAPPER

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:05, Reply)

Is this the bit where you reveal rory's secret identity?
No one suspected the mild-mannered janitor, did they?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:02, Reply)

I'm saying nothing, but he ain't no janitor.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:03, Reply)

phooey

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:04, Reply)

Rory isn't as funny as he used to be with his talk of balance sheets ans success.
Frogface is improving though.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:00, Reply)

can people just say nice things for a little while
the hate is just getting too much
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:01, Reply)

get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:02, Reply)

so the answer is no, then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:02, Reply)

I can
Hello you. Good day?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:03, Reply)

hey up there
Not a terrible day, but nothing interesting enough to make anecdotes of.

How's you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:05, Reply)

It would prolly be more interesting than the rest of the shit on here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:06, Reply)

i could tell you of my dream about swimming to John Peel's house
which had a tiny door and he was panicking because he thought a baby was dead because someone had taken it scuba diving while it was too young and ruined its lungs.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:08, Reply)

but I won't bother

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:08, Reply)

That's a shame, dead babies are usually well lol innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:10, Reply)

i actually had a scary dream about zombies the other day, too
which was unusual because I'm usually a lot better at fighting in my dreams. In this one I had no weapons and we were hiding in different room, only you couldn't hide in teh bathroom as zombies are attracted by water
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:13, Reply)

No interested. No dead babies. Soz.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:15, Reply)

Our annual software release is going out next week
So have done 57 hours overtime in a week.

Tired
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:21, Reply)

my god
that is a lot of extra hours. Did you sleep at any point?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:25, Reply)

It feels like
No
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Get fucked

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:03, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2129032

also, obvious retort: I wish
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:03, Reply)

Worse than dozer :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:08, Reply)

get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:11, Reply)

Get fucked

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:03, Reply)

Good evening my friends
I am resisting the urge to get drunk and will instead be doing fuck all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:01, Reply)

Pakis don't drink do they?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:04, Reply)

The correct term is 'currymunchers', not 'pakis'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:12, Reply)

I'm from kent mate. Down here we call a spade a nigger.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:13, Reply)

excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:20, Reply)

How now brown cow.
Have you come here.to be nasty or nice?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:08, Reply)

Im always nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:20, Reply)

Evening.
Just read a hundred and odd posts on this thread. WT galloping F is up with you lot tonight?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:17, Reply)

I believe the newly traditional reply is
get fucked

it might be a blessing, I don't know
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Turn your back and they all start,
"You smell". "No you smell" mental ages lower than their iQs by the look of this thread's content.
What we gonna do with them?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:23, Reply)

You don't spend enough time on here to keep things in order. It's all on you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Exactly my point but I don't have enough time.
Are you saying I should arrange child care?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Or kill them?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)

i think they're all here to keep them off the streets
I'm just here as it's also a ghetto for munters
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Out on them streets is danger cavy. I'm better off swearing and that in here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:29, Reply)

i went to the shop
there was people and things. Stay in, stay safe
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Did you get anything good? I'm talking milkybar buttons, Tangfastics, crunchy nut cornflakes........

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:05, Reply)

tangfastics are well homo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:07, Reply)

They're one of the only sweets I like apart from jelly babies.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:08, Reply)

toxic waste sweets are excellent
especially if you need your face inside out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:10, Reply)

What are they?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:12, Reply)

very sour sweets

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:14, Reply)

Like sour bombs?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:17, Reply)

probably

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:17, Reply)

houmous
lettuce, bread, peppers

so...no
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:09, Reply)

Are you dying? Are you trying to eat healthily to cure the disease? It won't work you know. Crack open the Pringles!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:10, Reply)

i'm not the diseased one here
I just eat like that these days. I even bought quorn...and I like it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:11, Reply)

Such a shame.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:12, Reply)

Alright edj you old cunt.
I'm getting my post count up as I may retire early tonight.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:20, Reply)

What ho doc.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:23, Reply)

How have you been? And WHERE have you been? Look what you've made me do!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Very well ta
Work for a few hours.
New van delivered today, always a mini thrill.
Court case tomorrow so slightly nervous.
Horizontal now with some shit on tv that the Doris is watching.

You been up to much?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:29, Reply)

Work. Drink. Sleep and a few secret things in between. I'm a dangerously exciting man.
I also upset someone by saying their kid had 'a fucking ugly face', which was an over reaction as it's true.
New van eh? What do you do, if I may be so bold as to ask, that requires vanning? And a court case? It's all going on with you, you should definitely post more!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:32, Reply)

I think the main reason it's hard to keep this board interesting is we all
Have to keep back real stuff, in some cases all of it. There's only a limited number of times a comment like 'fuck off" can be lollable.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:41, Reply)

Cheers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:44, Reply)

I understand. I'm not completely truthful about anything on here really.
Obviously you're a big fan of 'get fucked' though, right?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:44, Reply)

I love a good 'get fucked' I do

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:00, Reply)

I accidentally clicked that.
I do agree, but it wasn't profound enough for a 'like'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:04, Reply)

'Get fucked' is at once both gnomic and all-encompassing, passing itself off as idle throwaway banter while it sneakily parades these monochrome halls under the sweary guise of a rude.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Ponce. Get fucked.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:08, Reply)

yer wotever
You liked that

Also,

youtu.be/GLGDJhGyRPA

oh yer and dis innit youtu.be/TpdkqLseeIA
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Listened to that album twice today. That track is one of the better ones. All good though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:14, Reply)

second link is a live Boiler Room set innit bruv

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:21, Reply)

under Scottish law there is no requirement for consideration in each side of a contract.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:23, Reply)

also find that fabric mix he did, it's well gud m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:25, Reply)

I made a note.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:25, Reply)

And answering your question.
House renovation. Vans are for carrying tools and staff.
Court case is a witness job so no real stress.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:45, Reply)

Coolio. Hope all goes well with the witnessing, make sure you get them sent down. Or not. You know what I mean.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Alcatraz if it was still open.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:52, Reply)

get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:20, Reply)

Plummy.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:24, Reply)

awright eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:26, Reply)