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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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deleted for seeming like a cunt and not intending to have done so.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:01, 21 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

because it's been 34 minutes since you posted it, and nobody seems to care. :C
I'm sure your lovely new haircut and failed popstar looks are absolutely smashing.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:35, Reply)

ah jaysus lad! Theres been more inane drivel posted on here. I'm merely passing the time and could give a bollox.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:37, Reply)

Might have been better if you'd posted it in the Home Sweet Home thread down there vvvv though, then people might've replied. ;)
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:41, Reply)

B3ta Police today, I've been very helpful to people.
NIPPLES.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:46, Reply)

You're like the QA people round these parts fella! No post worth reading without the Bert Monkeysex stamp of approval.
EDIT: sexmonkey
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:48, Reply)

?!?!?!?!?
Hehe! I'm so extremely flattered that I just don't know what to say, cheers.
@BGB You women and your insane preferences, way can't you be attracted to a nice, hairy fella, like me?
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:53, Reply)

no bother! P'raps next time you'll give a fella the benefit of the doubt before effectively calling him a cunt. ;)
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:55, Reply)

I really wasn't, I didn't mean anything nasty by my reply above.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:57, Reply)

Ah yes, but to what extent?
If I didn't wax monthly I'd have a hairy arse, hairy shoulders, a hairy stomach and a hairy back, as well as the hair that I keep on my arms, legs, chest and head.
So how much hair is good?
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:59, Reply)

Bert was just being a wind-up merchant as usual. No malice was intended.
You've got to be careful on here sometimes. I've lost a B3ta chum because they got the wrong end of the stick with somethink I said.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:01, Reply)

*fakes hissyfit*
oh yeah? Well, fuck you too!*
*Contains traces of wind-up-pery
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:03, Reply)

Sorry! I honestly meant it as a compliment, of sorts.
Big apologies to anyone I've offended, now, in the past, or the future. you cunts :D
@BGB Ahhh.... who did you upset?
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:05, Reply)

He knows who he is.
Just my weird sense of humour got lost in translation.
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:24, Reply)

and thought who wants to look like an arrogant aussie cricketer
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:25, Reply)

Ahh... that's a shame. I don't think you've got a particularly weird sense of humour though, it's practically a requirement of being b3tan.
I've never heard you referring to sex with Goats, Monkeys, or popular daytime TV host Philip Schofield, for a start.
@Virpos (for some reason this is how I always type your name on the first attempt) Pffft!
( , Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:26, Reply)
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