i am currently sporting a shaved head and even beard combo
deleted for seeming like a cunt and not intending to have done so.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:01, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I feel sorry for you
because it's been 34 minutes since you posted it, and nobody seems to care. :C

I'm sure your lovely new haircut and failed popstar looks are absolutely smashing.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:35, Reply)

@Bert
ah jaysus lad! Theres been more inane drivel posted on here. I'm merely passing the time and could give a bollox.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:37, Reply)

I know there has been.
Might have been better if you'd posted it in the Home Sweet Home thread down there vvvv though, then people might've replied. ;)
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:41, Reply)

@Bert
fair enough, lad!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:44, Reply)

I feel like the fucking
B3ta Police today, I've been very helpful to people.

NIPPLES.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:46, Reply)

You say "Today"
You're like the QA people round these parts fella! No post worth reading without the Bert Monkeysex stamp of approval.

EDIT: sexmonkey
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:48, Reply)

Yay and Woo for shaved heads.
Bald heads are even better.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:51, Reply)

@baz
?!?!?!?!?

Hehe! I'm so extremely flattered that I just don't know what to say, cheers.

@BGB You women and your insane preferences, way can't you be attracted to a nice, hairy fella, like me?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:53, Reply)

@Bert
no bother! P'raps next time you'll give a fella the benefit of the doubt before effectively calling him a cunt. ;)
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:55, Reply)

Eh?
I really wasn't, I didn't mean anything nasty by my reply above.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:57, Reply)

@Bert
Hair is good!
Nothing against bald, but hair is better.
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:58, Reply)

@misspiggy
Ah yes, but to what extent?

If I didn't wax monthly I'd have a hairy arse, hairy shoulders, a hairy stomach and a hairy back, as well as the hair that I keep on my arms, legs, chest and head.

So how much hair is good?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:59, Reply)

@Bert
my mistake so. Will file that one under misunderstanding.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:00, Reply)

@Baz
Bert was just being a wind-up merchant as usual. No malice was intended.

You've got to be careful on here sometimes. I've lost a B3ta chum because they got the wrong end of the stick with somethink I said.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:01, Reply)

@BGB/Bert
*fakes hissyfit*

oh yeah? Well, fuck you too!*


*Contains traces of wind-up-pery
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:03, Reply)

@Bert
Some hair is better than other but its all ok.
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:04, Reply)

I wasn't trying to wind anyone up!
Sorry! I honestly meant it as a compliment, of sorts.
Big apologies to anyone I've offended, now, in the past, or the future. you cunts :D

@BGB Ahhh.... who did you upset?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:05, Reply)

I'm not saying who because it's not like we'll ever bump into each other on the street.
He knows who he is.

Just my weird sense of humour got lost in translation.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:24, Reply)

I read the original post
and thought who wants to look like an arrogant aussie cricketer
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:25, Reply)

@BGB
Ahh... that's a shame. I don't think you've got a particularly weird sense of humour though, it's practically a requirement of being b3tan.

I've never heard you referring to sex with Goats, Monkeys, or popular daytime TV host Philip Schofield, for a start.

@Virpos (for some reason this is how I always type your name on the first attempt) Pffft!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:26, Reply)

Good one, Vipros!
The little girls love a man in white flannels!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:27, Reply)