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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Don't be silly, I'm only pretty hawt.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:47, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
believe me darling, i'm only talking about the inside of your head

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)
20 is a good age.
Why can't a chap have many life partners as he goes through his life?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)
maybe if you have a low IQ yourself
the chuntering of kids who've just left school is about the right level as you get into your 40's?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Don't worry, I'm sure *somebody* will settle for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)
well yeah
i'll just show them the inheritance balance sheet.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Ah, but you wouldn't settle for that, would you?
Since going for a woman's money is easily as shallow as going for their youth. You don't like shallowness.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:09, Reply)
it's just as shallow
but it's a lot more practical. i'd admire that more, in a "choosing which fart stinks less" kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Yeah, I'm going out with a right dog.
She's a moron, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:54, Reply)
not long left before she's too old and saggy though
then it's time to RAMP IT UP A NOTCH, start hanging around the 6th form college maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Yeah man, can't be having with no saggy titties.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)
lots of young women have saggy tits, dude
you could be in for a right shock when that wonderbra comes off your next teenage trolley dolly...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Yeah, I know. I've seen a few pairs in my time.
Never gone out with a saggy pair in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:09, Reply)
wait til you've knocked her up and she's squeezed out a puppy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:11, Reply)
That's what maintenance payments are for.
Besides, I don't want children. The minute she's off the pill, I'm outta there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:12, Reply)
this is all just pathetic attempts to cover up the fact that she totally has you under the thumb
there'll be revolting baby kroneys screeching around at some point.

urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Yeah, that sounds good.
I've got the cash to splash on chips and 10 Bensons.

They'll be frothing at the leg.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)

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