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Tom is a type of Cruise. He's not gay, and gay is wrong, so that means he's right. Right is the opposite of left and left is also a what you've done at a bank when you've won a million quid and deposited it in your account.

Pay up now or the kitten gets flushed.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 16:08, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

You've ruined it now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 16:11, Reply)

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( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 16:20, Reply)

'Fuck you' is a type of insult. Insult sounds a bit like 'in salt', which is how pork is sometimes preserved.
Pork comes from pigs, and NatWest did a range of ceramic pigs back in the 80s to encourage new savers. NatWest is a high street bank, and in a bank you can choose to invest money in a bond. 'Bond' is part of several words, 'Vagabond' being one of them.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 16:42, Reply)

tggi

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 17:25, Reply)