are you back on the meds, virginia woolf?
i got a bit drunk at an art show and spunked a lot of money on a sculpture.

then we went to a restaurant where my friends had cocktails and a bottle of wine and oysters and steak tartare and i had a couple of voddies and a grilled cheese sandwich (french restaurants not so good at the veggie thing), but somehow ended up splitting the bill 3 ways anyway, so at £90, that was the most expensive sandwich in the world. FML.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:54, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I had a burger that was £11.50 the other day. I would not have paid that much, but the mug I was with did.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

see, i just don't think that is overly expensive
have i been living in central london for way too long??

that mug was you, wasn't it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Nope. It was 'a friend'. Kind of them though.
I can get two and a bit McDonalds MEALS for that. MEALS!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)

we're never going to believe you've got some tart to buy you dinner
give it up
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:10, Reply)

okay it was me :'-(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I KNEW IT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

IT WASNT THOUGH

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

for the tenth time
YM DOESN'T COUNT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)

IT WASNT HER

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

your sister then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

NO THIS PERSON IS OLDER THAN MY OLDER SISTER

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:27, Reply)

so your boss then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:33, Reply)

CLOSE ENOUGH!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:33, Reply)

if i could post a picture of a giant thumb
squashing the head of a tiny frog, i would
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:44, Reply)

y?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)

teh frog is you
teh thumb is what you are clearly under
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Oh, I thought you meant your massive giant MAN THUMBS on your MAN HANDS. YOU MAN.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:51, Reply)

yeah yeah yeah
moment's gone, sunshine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Yeah that doesn't sound too bad to me either.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:10, Reply)

mind you, we didn't see the burger...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

YES I AM MEAN AND MISERLY HAPPY NOW

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

OK "Morrrrrrisssssssssey"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Shut your sportscouth, how can you saaaay....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Well frankly, Mr errr Frogly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)