Pretty practical guy
I can mend cars, do lots of DIY stuff (except gloss painting). I know about 3D printing and I can set-up your gas turbine warship's engine control system.
Not all of these are useful
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:58, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

+ or available after 5pm.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)

5:30
Unless there's overtime pay involved. Or time off in lieu, natch.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)

A few years ago I bought HMS Intrepid from the scrappy.
I can't get it to fire up. Can you help?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Unfortunately, no.
It's a steam turbine ship, I specialised in gas turbines.
Sorry
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Specialists ha!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)

When I say specialised I mean that...
...The company I trained at only made gas turbines so I never found out anything about steam turbines.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Most I did was guard duty on the deck so
no knowledge required at all.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)

HMS Intrepid from the
fire put 'em
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)

put 'em

get it
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:14, Reply)