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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What knowledge do you have, real or imaginary,
that could be useful to other OTers?
You may be asked questions.

I know a bit about building repairs and all manner of DIY and powertools etc.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:15, 171 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I know everything.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)
What colour is the wind?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:20, Reply)
blue.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Brown.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Green.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
*screws back*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
*Misses the black*
140
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)
The answer my friend
is .......
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:44, Reply)
shart

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Boilers, plumbing, central heating replacement parts and controls, unvented cylinders, bathrooms, Kent Cricket, amateur astronomy.
I'm fascinating, me.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)
We don't need anybody else.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
word on the street

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:20, Reply)
it says stop.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
but i ent got enough

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)
walk the dinosaur?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)
i think ed jogs rather than walks
all in the name innit
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
i dunno,
i think it's something to do with small spiky creatures and dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:47, Reply)
No it's hogging the edgey comments.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)
WELL THAT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE NOW DOES IT ED?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:04, Reply)
True but remember where we are Weepee.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I know all about ditching frumpy older women for younger, sexier ones.
I dunno why playas be puttin' up with wrinkly bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)
I don't mind 'em
Me eyes have gone.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Leave it
Or Nanna Swipey will be on here moanin.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Nanna Swipey lols.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Because they look like Shrek and can't get anyone else.
/sportball lols
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
I know everything important.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
I know all about punching people when i'm drunk for spurious reasons,
and how to dispose of a body.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
In that order?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
no, i don't punch people to death,
i set up an elaborate set of events to make it look as if they took an over dose in a pub toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Poor Mince. Wiv da angles now.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)
klik lyk f u cri evrytyme.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)
I genuinely took about 5 minutes to work this out

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)
CLICK "I LIKE THIS" IF YOU MISS MONTY AND WISH HE WASN'T DEAD

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:59, Reply)
I clicked it, but I can't remember the fella.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Not going out.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Photographic stuff. Good at cryptic crosswords. Scafgolding stiff.
Eclectic cunt,me.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Done any HDR photography?
I'm thinking of having a go.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Yeah a bit. It can look good but was a bit overused when it started.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Use it absolutely minimally.
Treat it like salt.

There's an awful derth of bad HDR.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I'll bear this in mind ta.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I can make women cum

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)

+r +pets
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I can make women cumr pets
???????
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Eggs-ackerley

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Depends what other OTers are looking for really.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)
No one is looking for the 'folk jive bunny'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)
I'll go home then

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:57, Reply)
linda

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Never stop

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)
love
big love
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Hey Paul
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTQmClWe5N4
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Or
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQwTaDWot88 Pete
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2132284
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:08, Reply)
nah,not that one
not that im clicken that
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:06, Reply)
I am OK at many many things
and an expert at very few

However this means I go through life being able to do most things for myself which saves me a fortune. It also means that I now have a Macbook, 3 Macbook Pros and a Mac Pro desktop in the house that I haven't had to pay for.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)
'light-fingers' ent nothing to be proud of bub

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Bloody good at it tho'
Nicking a house.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Not nicked
People break them, then throw them away, waste in a large institution is disgraceful. I take them home and repair them.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)
YM

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Generic pop culture info.
Comes in handy at pub quizzes.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)
slash media slash film slash my wrists.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:04, Reply)
*tap tap tap*
*mic feedback*

Right, question one, BAYTAN HISTORY..

What baytans come to mind for each of the following words?
A: ROLL
B: EMPOWERING
C: INFEST
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)
C: Boyce
B. No idea

A. All the fatties
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)
C is Darth Foxtrot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)
i dont remember him much but he was a good egg in my opinion

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)
OOOOOOHHH
lets have a look at what you would've won...
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I'd almost forgotten about Bella

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:34, Reply)
Could do with you in our team.
We only know the old stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)
i just heard someone say they though the dutch were from germany
cos its dutchland innit
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:04, Reply)
that time travel dr who joke on qotw was quite good, i thought

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)
i dint see that

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:09, Reply)
made me lol
A time-traveller.
What?
Knock knock!
Who's th...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)
i like that
although its one where you need the required response like the wormdoo and WITHASPOON ones
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)
yer
if your mates are more likely to respond with "shut up cunt", it doesn't work so well.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)
anything i say is met with hushed reverance
well dar the cunts'd do otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
As long as they get passed on the left hand side I don't care.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:06, Reply)
took me a minute that there bats
now ive got a fucken earworm you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:10, Reply)
This poster, rules the nation.
With version.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Give me music, make me jump and prance.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:14, Reply)
jesus christ
the image of you prancing and jumping is enough to make me hurl
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)
In your dreams chunky.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)
in my fucking nightmares
argh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Oh Carolina

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:20, Reply)
well, if you will hang out with thick cunts, what do you expect.
I got chatting to a girl who was waxing on about Ireland and how badly affected her family were by the troubles and all the horrid things that she had heard about from her mum. She did not know Ireland was over the sea, she thought it was like wales or Scotland and just bordered England
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:06, Reply)
i saw that "blue jasmine" film the other week
it's truly excellent, and cate blanchett is superb.

however.

the moral of the story seems to be: it doesn't matter how fucked up or nasty you are - if you are hot and blonde, some man will be dumb enough to go there.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)
blah blah micro blah blah cooking blah blah

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)
charity work
Champagne socialism
Tasseled loafers
Zammo
Salted peanuts
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Ex Wife, 100k wedding. HTH.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

^ mum beaten to death ^

Edit: Fuck off. She probably deserved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2130996
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)
The one theme running through all your posts seems to be
"I wish I was hotter and blonder so nasty shallow men wouldn't keep dumping me".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)
watch the film
you'll see what i mean.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Cate Blanchett has a nasty case of catface. Practically at Ellis-Bextor levels.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)
i think she's stunning
but i'm not a licker, so what do i know?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)
her face has more angles than alan mcmanus has heard of

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)
I might, just might, be able to save your life when your drug and alcohol baits, trainwreck of a life, total lack of exercise..
..and innate gluttony catch up with you and you either have a heart attack, self induced organ failure or try and kill yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Please call
Stunned.
Me.
Boyce.

Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)
'Call' as in 'say someting like "Well. We're never saving THIS worthless cunt. Let's face it his kids are better off financially and spiritually with the fucker dead"?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Yeah. Pretty much.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)
*diaries*

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)
I can make CQ furious with the most innocuous of posts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)
You're confusing 'fury' with 'contempt' here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)
^ accuracy online ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)
CQ is a volatile, confused, and sexually dangerous man.
He also loves Insane Clown Posse.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)
He's whiny, tedious and insufferable

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)
but enough about me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)
+4000 Internet Points for self-awareness here.
-8,000,000 for being Dozer.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Click.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)

make CQ furious with the most innocuous of

bore everyone with any of my
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)
alright Napoleon Chode

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)
One of my greatest Internet moments here.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post573813
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)

I particularly like b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post574290
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)
This is excellent internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Last laugh was on me though, he ended up getting sent bumhole pics AND getting his mortgage paid.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)
He is the only person on B3ta who I actually thoroughly despise.
SP Wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)
CQ? Do I really need to answer that?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2132326

Oh and this thread

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2036671
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Ah I had forgotten the second thread you'd linked to; fair point
I also forgotten Al's pathetic replies to that thread. What a cockend.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)
You're only saying that because I'm bigger than you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I could never despise you.
How can you despise anyone who wears a cardigan.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I fucking can.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:12, Reply)
i like evryone
youre like fucken pokemon or summat, yknow all cute and fluffly and throwing yerselves into battle with the goal of er i dunno what, get hold of some balls i think . and then everyone makes those funny faces with the rushing lines and the fucken credits roll and then the next episode comes on and yer still fucking walking man, battlin all the way, but still fucken walkin

it ent a perfect analogy but you get the jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
You're mixing him up with Geordie-Jay

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)
nah man, im talking about the whole lot of you
this ent the fucken pikachu show, you cunts all get your time to shine man.

seriously, though, i ent got a bad word to say about any of you fucken cunts cos who here is without first stones to throw? no cunt. thats who
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Feeling absolute hatred for strangers on the interwebs is for tricks and kids.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)
I hate you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)
*noogies*

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)
^Physical Bully^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)
how long did you lurk for doc?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Years, years. Dunno, prob been looking for about 5-6? Maybe more, it's always longer than you think.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)
is it better being in the suck for you?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)
I have no idea what that means

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:05, Reply)
it dont matter really
dont none of it matter, noodles and ketchup etc, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Oh, ketchup. Definitely.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)
do you know what catsup is?
i think its a type of ketchup in america. i'd check on wikipedia but i ent got time to read
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)
As I understand it, it's exactly the same/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)
No difference other than the local differences that already exist.
It's the same product.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)
YEAH I SAID THAT DICKHEAD

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Good luck getting to work on Monday, Fucko.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:28, Reply)
LIES!!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Of course that ain't true :)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Yer, I like to get to know people IRL
before I decide to hate them.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Nah, hate first. Esp' with this bunch.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:07, Reply)
Saves time.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Alright son? Beers next week?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Shweet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Valid shortcut I s'pose

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Pretty practical guy
I can mend cars, do lots of DIY stuff (except gloss painting). I know about 3D printing and I can set-up your gas turbine warship's engine control system.
Not all of these are useful
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)
+ or available after 5pm.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)
5:30
Unless there's overtime pay involved. Or time off in lieu, natch.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)
A few years ago I bought HMS Intrepid from the scrappy.
I can't get it to fire up. Can you help?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Unfortunately, no.
It's a steam turbine ship, I specialised in gas turbines.
Sorry
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Specialists ha!

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)
When I say specialised I mean that...
...The company I trained at only made gas turbines so I never found out anything about steam turbines.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Most I did was guard duty on the deck so
no knowledge required at all.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)

HMS Intrepid from the
fire put 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)

put 'em

get it
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:14, Reply)
IM GOING DOWN THE STUNNED CAVE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:14, Reply)
New thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Good job too.
I put the last one up for you an it were shit.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:18, Reply)

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