I made a curry the other night
Or for the sake of accuracy - Morrisons made it, I reheated it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:53, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I used onions and tomatoes and beef and stuff
I'm like that Nigella woman, only with less rich friend and it's not as effective when I alluringly drip yoghurt over my tits, or whatever it is she does
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:55, Reply)

She gets throttled "as a joke", I think
Again, not familiar with her work. If she made me a nice meal I'd eat it, not spill it over her tits.

Half-term next week?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:00, Reply)

Yes
I might spend all of it sleeping, September and October are always a bit mental.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:02, Reply)

I like half-term
I can get wherever I'm going earlier without fat women in shit cars clogging up the roads.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:09, Reply)

i'd spill a lot more than food over her tits

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:09, Reply)