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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Dave Gorman?
Yes or no?

Alt : what are you making in your kitchen?
Alt alt : frog is a cunt discuss in 50 words or less and win some cornflakes
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No.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:35, Reply)
Reason being?

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Hes not funny. And it's all ballsack. And PowerPoint.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:39, Reply)
I quite like his stuff.
I prefer it more for the intelligence of some of his stuff than the humour.
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So what?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:50, Reply)
Alright Kermit calm down

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No, not this time.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:56, Reply)
^ upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:57, Reply)
Seems to be.

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Not really fucksocks, I'm only messin wid ya

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:11, Reply)
Aw Kermit we are connecting
So what you up to?
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On the train home innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:31, Reply)
From where? Work? At this time?
Are you an escort?
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No, I work in that London but live by the seaside in kent.
I'm at home now :)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:00, Reply)
yes
although his standup that wasn't a story of something silly wasn't as good. Still watchable, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:37, Reply)
Just watching his standup on Netflix, it's simply called "Stand up live"

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yeah, that one
it's OK, but it's no GOoglewhack or Are You Dave Gorman
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:42, Reply)
They are both brilliant. I think I shall download them.
I tell you what he has lost some weight since this standup was filmed.
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The one to watch out for is Andrew O'Neill
he was at Green MAn (as was his Steampunk band... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21QqXumEWFU) and I saw him again recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:44, Reply)
I will check it out.

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yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:40, Reply)
Reasoning?

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he's funny

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Agreed and relatively clever.

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indeed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:46, Reply)
No.
He's not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:47, Reply)
^tpgi^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:50, Reply)
I am not that interested in the humour.
But why do you think this anyway?
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Because I don't laugh when he talks.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:18, Reply)
Trainlol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:22, Reply)
He looks odd.
I don't like that. Reminds me of the bastard son of Al 'One Joke' Murray.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:14, Reply)
I didn't think he had that many.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:16, Reply)
i saw him before he was on telly
in some pub basement. He was pretty clever, only lots of the audience didn't get that he was playing a character and did ridiculous heckles. I think he's trapped by that character now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:18, Reply)
I saw Chubby Brown in a pub gig before he was.well known. Real workinh man club stuff, mixed grill raffle etc. Fucking hilarious.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:24, Reply)
OTHER PEOPLE IN THE WORLD HAVE THE SAME NAME AS ME SHOCKER!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:18, Reply)
I can only find three others :(
Not enough for an hilarious television show and book deal showcasing my unbelievable wacky adventures.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:20, Reply)
He was called Dave
Its not like he was called Galgamar or something
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:21, Reply)
So am I.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:21, Reply)
no way!
we know your real name, now, Doctor David Frog
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:22, Reply)
PhD

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:23, Reply)
What? Dave Gorman is Dozer's dad and beat Dozer's mum to death?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:20, Reply)
In the garage?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:21, Reply)
With a spoon

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:02, Reply)
I'm making wine in the kitchen whilst drinking Guinness
Do I win £5?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:22, Reply)
I'm doing YM.
Do I win £10?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:23, Reply)
Well she's in Cyprus at the moment
so I guess you deserve it
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:25, Reply)
His "America Unchained" book is very good
Unable to provide a more satisfactory comment due to unfamiliarity with source.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:22, Reply)
he often gets mistaken for a yid

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:27, Reply)
Apparently so.

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I thought they were all killed a while back.

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unfortunately not

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:59, Reply)
Racist.

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anti semite actually.
Jews is a religion, not a race.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)
RACIST!

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I know what I like in your kitchen

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:43, Reply)
Genesis' equally shit etc...

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:51, Reply)
I don't know quite where else I could have been going with this

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:17, Reply)
I can think of a lot of better routes than Genesis
In fact I can think, immediately, of 45134 better things than Genesis.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:30, Reply)
I had sex in the kitchen once.
Went on to make like 3 other films.
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Kim Cattrall is fucking horrid

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:18, Reply)
I'd fuck her repeatedly.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:38, Reply)
You take that back!
Porky's is a classic film.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:44, Reply)
alt: I made a curry, it was good
i'm glad I can kind-of cook a bit these days
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:43, Reply)
I made a curry the other night
Or for the sake of accuracy - Morrisons made it, I reheated it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:53, Reply)
I used onions and tomatoes and beef and stuff
I'm like that Nigella woman, only with less rich friend and it's not as effective when I alluringly drip yoghurt over my tits, or whatever it is she does
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:55, Reply)
She gets throttled "as a joke", I think
Again, not familiar with her work. If she made me a nice meal I'd eat it, not spill it over her tits.

Half-term next week?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Yes
I might spend all of it sleeping, September and October are always a bit mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:02, Reply)
I like half-term
I can get wherever I'm going earlier without fat women in shit cars clogging up the roads.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:09, Reply)
i'd spill a lot more than food over her tits

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:09, Reply)
Alt: I'm making clothes clean by putting them in that weird spinny metal box and pressing some buttons until it does something.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:16, Reply)
about time

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:18, Reply)
It looks like there is water inside! Is that right?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:20, Reply)
Water and clothes. Right so far
The stuff that looks like blue tinted dandruff goes in that slidy box at the top left.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:26, Reply)
I put a sort of big sweet filled with jelly in with it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:33, Reply)
This could end badly - I forsee nothing but a bad outcome for your garments and appliance

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:46, Reply)
I managed to make two nice jumpers child size. I shall see if Rory wants them.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:53, Reply)
yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:27, Reply)
I can see inside the machines stomach and it looks like it's moving the clothes around a bit. Sometimes I can see them, then the machine gets angry and the clothes go blurry so I stop looking

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:34, Reply)
I really do hate you, David Frog

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:38, Reply)
I'm going to find out your name this weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:39, Reply)
my name is Rob Fairholme

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)
and I am a slave

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:42, Reply)
a slave to the rhythm

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)
the rhythm of the night

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:49, Reply)
It's a dancer, you know
A social cancer, too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:50, Reply)
Are you serious?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:51, Reply)
oh YEEAAH!

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:53, Reply)
I still think it's daniel.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:44, Reply)
I know his first name
Tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:47, Reply)
Well out him for the daniel that he is!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:51, Reply)
According to sources close to Edward Snowden, it's Angela

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:56, Reply)
This sounds like a new Hellraiser movie

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:28, Reply)
A very dull one.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:30, Reply)
'Spin Dry' for some ... 'Woollens' for others
We'll tear your camisole apart
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:41, Reply)
Are you asking if I would like to have sex with him?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)
Yes I would like to have sex with him and you at the same time

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Frog is a cunt, discuss. Maximum of 50 words, give at least one example.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)
Is this a daily thing now? I saw a picture of you earlier. I didn't realise you were about 100.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 19:48, Reply)
+ kinds of spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:15, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:15, Reply)
I feel very satisfied that I have SLAPPED SOMEONE DOWN on another internet place I frequent.
Start a new thread, as Jeff would say.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:20, Reply)
You do it I done one 14 hours ago

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Allo Cordwanglers
Anything interesting going on?
Me being clever baking a ciabatta... All went pear shaped, literally.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Alright edj
I'm 'doing washing', so as usual it's all going on.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Are you used to domestic duties?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Yeah I am really.
But one on them wimmin around would be handy.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:23, Reply)
On a Friday night? Are you washing your hair too?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:24, Reply)
Yeah it's in that knotted towel thing birds do

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)
Pictures or it didn't happen.

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this place is KERAZY!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:25, Reply)
I disagree with the Altalt.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:16, Reply)
I agree with you

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:22, Reply)
It's a great and vibrant community.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:23, Reply)
I agree with the disagreement of the altalt but also disagree with the alt

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What what?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:24, Reply)
I missed the altalt
YOURN ALL BULLIES
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:24, Reply)
See above.
Love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:25, Reply)
Love you too x

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)
See below above
Sweetie
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)
One day I'm going to buy you and winders a pint and two straws.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:28, Reply)
Don't go mad mate
We haven't gone over the top at Ypres with you or nuthin.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:31, Reply)
I'm in no position to turn down free booze ed.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:32, Reply)
I'm on a rather piquant Rioja ATM.
£3.99 off of Lidl
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:36, Reply)
To be honest it was flippant, I'm never going to meet you weirdos.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:33, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:35, Reply)
I have been put off by looking at 'bash' pictures.
(I'd meet you though, and edj cos you're sound like)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:36, Reply)
You should meet mince as well, he's a good egg.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:40, Reply)
But a shit horse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Seems a nice boy

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:48, Reply)
Not been to any b3ta bashes but we used to meet regular
from another web group.
I found most people were pretty much like the impression you got off them on line.
Some are still friends after ten years, others are "friend requests"
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:41, Reply)
If people on here turn out the same I'd have to put my punching trousers on

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:42, Reply)
COME ON THEN!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Alright Nakers

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Lolling at a mental image of you in your punching trouziz

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:51, Reply)
Everyone here is pretty decent really, I dunno anyone I wouldn't actually go for a beer with despite what we say to each other on here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:42, Reply)
Largely my view too.
And it wouldn't be the end of the world if you didn't click with everyone.
Be a ferkin miracle if you did.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:45, Reply)
I get on with most people, you either become mates or just have a beer and a chat.
I don't often meet people I can't stand.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:49, Reply)
I can't stand you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:50, Reply)
Don't stand so close to me
Or I'll call...
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:52, Reply)
stop touching my plums

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:53, Reply)
You were Plumdozer weren't you?
Or am I confused?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)
that's correct

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)
Good I Ent crackin up.
I've got two u/ns for different sites but never changed them
except for pirates' day &co. I've enough of a job to keep up as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:02, Reply)
I wouldn't even bother to arrange to meet you and cancel like everyone else.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:55, Reply)
you tremulous quender

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:58, Reply)
Sorry fucksocks, i accidentally
Deleted my post just as you replied.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:26, Reply)
What did it say?

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alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)
Ado

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:28, Reply)
Alright sexy!

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hey honeybear
Your ass looks great in those trousers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:55, Reply)
Wearing shorts my horny hornets nest.

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good girl

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:16, Reply)
A/s/l

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33/m/york

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:29, Reply)
Fuck off you dirty paedophile.

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And we were getting on so well

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you do realise everybody else is posting in a newer thread, right?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:35, Reply)
Yeah and you do realise you are like the bird at the bar that keeps talking to the guy no one likes
Even though your friends have left and gone to another thread?
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yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Shall we go troll the other thread?
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