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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I told you
He couldn't get it in. Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 22:14, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
He must be wielding a monster not to penetrate your cavernous gash.
Plus, that's grim.
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Nah
If you are so bad at foreplay that it physically hurts, the girl will clench up.

Don't tell me you've never experienced this.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 22:19, Reply)
No as I am a Virgin.

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I think you may have yourself to blame for that.
No bloke has any idea what a woman needs unless
he meets one who takes the time to show him.
It's not instinctive like engine tuning you know.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 22:28, Reply)
haha!
In all seriousness, if I'd had a sexual experience as humiliating as that, I'd never visit b3ta again. The shame would be too much.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 22:24, Reply)
Have you never had a shameful regrettable experience?

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not since I was about 15

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 22:31, Reply)
You must have little to no sex.

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alternatively, I'm not a ham fisted nob with no idea where the clitoris is

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 22:34, Reply)
So everytime you have done the deed nothing unfortunate has EVER happened?
Good work, Lothario.
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one time I was fucking this chick and sucking her feet
I flipped her over onto all fours and she did a fanny fart when I put it back in.

It was well lol.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 22:41, Reply)
Urrrrrgh feet sucking
Gross
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 22:53, Reply)
your feet are gross, yeah
Hairy, warty, smelly, sweaty and bigger than mine.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 23:00, Reply)
Course he has.
He lives in Yorkshire FFS
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 22:33, Reply)
IT'S A UNITARY AUTHORITY, ACTUALLY

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 22:35, Reply)

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