Nothing like a band formed of public-school south coast trustafarians
for that authentic hippy/crusty vibe.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:31, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I believe BatteRed is a Levellers fan

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:32, Reply)

They are fucking awful.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:34, Reply)

I think the entire hipster attitude was summed up on B3ta a few months ago with
"I hated my music taste before it was unfashionable to do so."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I liked it when they told people that there's only one way of life.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:37, Reply)

I liked it when they reminded us that it was the things that you do in the garden that matter, not blood sweat and tears.
Deep AND insightful.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:41, Reply)

I was watching Jules Holland yesterday.
There was a young lady on there who's song had the opening line "This beat is sick, this sound is ill."

It was very moving.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:42, Reply)

whose

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:44, Reply)

I believe her name was Katy B.
She was relatively pretty. Blonde.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:52, Reply)

I felt the same when Gwen Stefani told me all about her 'fruit woes' when she was furnished with some poor quality B-A-N-A-N-A-S

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I liked it when they claimed to be 'sick of touring' despite identifying with the 'traveller' lifestyle.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:44, Reply)

It seemed they were committing treason
By trying to live on the road!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:53, Reply)

I was particularly amused by the 100,000 people all standing around me
at Glastonbury in 1994 singing that "there was only one way of life, and that's your own"

ironysheeplols.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)

No band is real unless they come from Sheffield, couldn't afford their own instruments
And spent at least 20 years in jail for dealing drugs to try and climb out of the poverty imposed on them by THATCHER.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:33, Reply)

no band is real unless they deliberately reject the hegemony of traditional instruments in favour of turntables, samplers and laptops.
Anything else is mere pandering to the traditional paradigm of patriarchal performance tropes and is tired, intellectually barren and ethically bereft.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Yeah, it's like, 2013, yeah, and people aren't making ALL music digitally. Move with the times, Grandads.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:39, Reply)

innit doe
Nobody's fooled by these hipster pricks.

Techno, house, garage, jungle and hip hop can only be made and enjoyed by black people.

Anybody else doing so is a culture tourist wigger just trying to be black.

Ditto jazz and all forms of rock n' roll. And soul.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:42, Reply)

You need to listen to Heart FM.
It's the rock n' roll radical station that's more ironic than a single spoon.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:41, Reply)

I liked their traditional English folk music inspired didgeridoo.

( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Überlol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:43, Reply)