Ha.
At least the Oxford pub thing with Tolkien and such is actually true. I think it's a bit tragic that people need to attach this sort of significance to places. It's probably a nice juicer, why can't people just be happy with that
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:11, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I only drink in establishments where celebrities have taken a verified dump

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:13, Reply)

I shat on your mum.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:14, Reply)

Displayed in a Perspex box preferably.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:14, Reply)

Davies Blaine's latest trick
Was shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:16, Reply)

What was it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:18, Reply)

STOP RUINING MY EXCELLENT JOKE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:20, Reply)

I used to work in a hotel which claims to be the birthplace of Guy Fawkes
His family lived around the corner so it's plausible.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:21, Reply)