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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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We're having a lecture in the juicer tonight, on Marx and Engels.
Apparently they used to drink in here and wrote the Communist Manifesto here. Despite the pub not opening till the 1860s and the book being published in 1848. Never let truth get in the way of a story mind.
When did you last lie to others?
Alt, when did you last lie to yourself?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 17:17, 179 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I made people on the internet think I was a miserable cunt.
Alt: I told myself I wasn't a miserable cunt.
Make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Allo young Froggy me lad.
OK?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 17:48, Reply)
Hello Edj, yeah fine apart from TRAIN WOES.
Crammed in like cattle to get me halfway home :(
You alright?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 17:50, Reply)
You and your train storIes.
You green frogfaced dog-fingerer.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 17:52, Reply)
I get lots of trains. Sorry about that.
You double denim sad sack o' Savile shit.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 17:57, Reply)
Ok ta Doc.
Horizontal now, iPadding across the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:37, Reply)
I've always liked Groucho.

I've never told a lie in all the 21 years I've been alive.

Wonder if the lecture will condemn or support their doctrine.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 17:38, Reply)
I think it's their links to Manchester and Salford. Think Engel's old man owned factories here.
Apparently it was Hazel Blears who started the story off, telling people that she drank in the same pub as them. An MP bending the truth? Never!
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 17:41, Reply)
She needs stabbing in the eye with a fork, her.
Annoying little shit.
Are you Salford?
I was raised in Ormskirk.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Live in Manc, boozer is is Salford.
I know where it is, never been there. Nearer Scouseland isn't it?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Are they different places?
I always thought of them as part of one sprawling concrete metropoturd
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:15, Reply)
It is really, but people from Salford are proud of the fact for some reason, and get arsey if you call them Mancs.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:22, Reply)
Yer, thirteen miles out, used to be far enough.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:40, Reply)
That boozer sounds fucking shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 17:55, Reply)
I agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:04, Reply)
Sounds like the sort of place a load of Internet losers would meet up.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:06, Reply)
It's near the uni, so a lot of academics use the place.
It's a good watering hole, nice beer, belting jukebox, open fire. Good clientele too. Even the internet tossers.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:08, Reply)
I'm pretty sure windy pig's joint was near a half decent university
You didn't catch him ruining peoples drinking with student level politics
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:12, Reply)
Well, actually,
A lot of the societies used the upstairs bar for meetings and stuff. Including the Oxford UKIP lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:13, Reply)
Shhh, stop correcting assumptions I've made

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:14, Reply)
The UKIP kids were in town the other day,
They looked a right bunch of fucking hooray Henry's, in tweed and all sorts of red trousers. Can't have been older than 20.o
I mean, I know I dress like an angsty teenager, but that's too far the other way.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:16, Reply)
The Physics Society meet here.
Total bunch of pissheads I've been to some of their bashes. One's coming up Wednesday I think.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:17, Reply)
Physics and philosophy were the big drinkers for the academic societies,
Although, nobody could keep up with the hockey lads, good craic as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:19, Reply)
We used to have "Biology Corner", corner of the joint all the biology lecturers gathered.
Total bunch of alkies. Fucking state they went back to their lectures after dinnertime boozing.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:25, Reply)

academics students
No thanks. I go down the boozer to chat race hate with taxi drivers, not to see what Tarquin thinks of my latest corduroy waistcoat.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:12, Reply)
It's dead sexeh ; )

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:13, Reply)
Fanks I know right?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:14, Reply)
'Mustard' really sets off your eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:16, Reply)
When we meet up make sure you wear your red trousers. We will look splendid and the women will swoon.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:17, Reply)
I'm gonna get some dark green chinos I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:40, Reply)
Clowns nose and Speedos.
Gets them frothing at the gash every time.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:47, Reply)
Boozers ain't for political philosophy
They're for piss artistry
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:09, Reply)
sounds interesting
I like making things up when people are being gullible. i don't know if I've lied to myself, if I have I did it well
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:00, Reply)
What sort of cunt lies about that sort of thing?
It's so easy to research and point out they're wrong.
I lied to multiple employers over the years about why I left a job i was fired from
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:03, Reply)
Apparently Marx, in his diaries, mentioned that he walked down the street once, and went for a drink.
This when every other building was a juicer.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:07, Reply)
All those miners and dockers drinking away their families wages
Typical 'North'
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:10, Reply)
Ha.
At least the Oxford pub thing with Tolkien and such is actually true. I think it's a bit tragic that people need to attach this sort of significance to places. It's probably a nice juicer, why can't people just be happy with that
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:11, Reply)
I only drink in establishments where celebrities have taken a verified dump

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:13, Reply)
I shat on your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:14, Reply)
Displayed in a Perspex box preferably.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:14, Reply)
Davies Blaine's latest trick
Was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:16, Reply)
What was it?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:18, Reply)
STOP RUINING MY EXCELLENT JOKE

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:20, Reply)
I used to work in a hotel which claims to be the birthplace of Guy Fawkes
His family lived around the corner so it's plausible.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:21, Reply)
My usual lie is 'I don't know' when I really mean 'I can't be arsed to explain'.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:16, Reply)
Why are you such a cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:17, Reply)
I think he's just a bit, you know....*taps head*
DURRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:18, Reply)
he's from Aberdeen.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:30, Reply)
He's from Barcelona.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:40, Reply)
Dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:47, Reply)
Lowry used to drink in the Chop House here.
There's a statue of him sitting at the bar.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:30, Reply)
Made out of matchsticks?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:47, Reply)
I'M MIKE LOWRY

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Yeah well Ray Stubbs and Garth Crooks drink in my local
White wine an all, poofters
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 18:38, Reply)
I wonder what happened to Elton Welsby?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)
Who's that then?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Sports broadcaster, popular in the 80s and 90s.
Then they vanished, never to be seen again.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:14, Reply)
Maybe he's in my pub

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:15, Reply)
hello
i didn't see you when i popped out for lunch at itsu today
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:16, Reply)
I was over the road in kimchee

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:18, Reply)
oh man
it's like we're destined always to just miss one another
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:20, Reply)
I keep an eye out for your amber glow every day

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:22, Reply)
you mean my sultry brunette gleam, right?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:30, Reply)
Yeah that...
Like a highly polished conker
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:33, Reply)
that sounds rude

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:49, Reply)
We just got an itsu in Oxford.
Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:28, Reply)
hmmmm
i wouldn't have sushi there. but the rice pots are really really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:29, Reply)
I wouldn't have sushi anywhere
It's shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:31, Reply)
Don't you like cold rice wrapped in a bit of bin liner?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:33, Reply)
But it's wank processed nonsense.
I don't understand why you'd eat at these chain places with your wealth and access to decent London eating.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:35, Reply)
because 5 mins at lunchtime to grab something to shovel down at my desk doesn't really lend itself to fine dining, sadly

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:50, Reply)
You may be rich,
But you don't seem happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:58, Reply)
not tonight i'm not
hence being back at my desk. but generally it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 20:02, Reply)
fair enough,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 20:19, Reply)
I had to engage a taxi driver in conversation. Apparently drinking six cans of Stella daily means you have conquered a drink problem.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:01, Reply)
He has or you can?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:07, Reply)
He has. I haven't developed a proper problem yet but I'm working on it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:15, Reply)
I can recommend alcohol dependency,
You live in a nice fog, with occasional high points and fairly restless sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:27, Reply)
I think I'm already there \o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:29, Reply)
Top work.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:34, Reply)

Marx
Engels

Charles
Eddie
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:06, Reply)
Who they Mr Fucker?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:16, Reply)
You wouldn't lie to us would you Jeff?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:19, Reply)
Oh Yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:21, Reply)
YouTube them.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:22, Reply)
back in 1812 the Luddite leaders organised their uprising in the back room of a boozer just up the road from me
true story, verifiable an' all
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:19, Reply)
Go on then. Verify it

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:26, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-17679589
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 19:38, Reply)
i reckon marx lorded it over engels like a good un
no cunt is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

i lie with unnerring immediate ease, acunts instinct to save his own skin'll produce previously untapped skillz, mad or otherwise

alt: yer right, like id trust that cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 20:10, Reply)
oh hey! I'm bored
bored bored bored
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 20:58, Reply)
Bored? Why not post on an Internet forum!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 21:01, Reply)
i woulda thought that were obvious doc

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 21:06, Reply)
Name a good one then, go on....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 21:15, Reply)
it's not relieving my boredom yet
I hoped it would
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 21:10, Reply)
All this time changing has confused me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 21:16, Reply)
It's an hour, not exactly Back to the Future...

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 21:20, Reply)
I didn't ask, nor do I care, for your opinion.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Then LTI
uncalled for opinions and cat videos are all there is here.
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 21:24, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 21:25, Reply)
miaw

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 21:32, Reply)
Busy tonight. Lecture, noisy cunt samba drummers practising and quiz.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 21:29, Reply)
Do you read the quiz?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 21:47, Reply)
Take it in turns mate.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 21:53, Reply)
That boozer sounds fucking shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 21:52, Reply)
Yeah, the samba is a bit of a shit.
Wasn't arsed about the lecture, got in noones way. Don't mind a quiz.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 21:55, Reply)
Me too, just been asked to read one regularly.
Not decided yet
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:12, Reply)
Thankless task that'll get dull after 2 weeks
Get them to pay a professional
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:16, Reply)
Can be a laugh.
Beer and butties are involved too.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:27, Reply)
I have attempted to start a new thread.
Your choice; participate, ignore, tell me to fuck off, whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:29, Reply)

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