it was rainy up here
But down south it killed four people.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:03, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Weather only makes the news if it's down South
People in Orkney are probably wondering what all the fuss is about, normal autumn weather for them.
Don't know why the BBC don't change their name to South East Broadcasting, cos that's what they are most of the time.....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:09, Reply)

^^This^^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:10, Reply)

well of course
But the storm didn't even make it to the north of England, let alone Scotland.

Is that Glenlivet you had alright? Think my next whisky will be Balvenie Signature. Nearly finished my doublewood.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)

' doublewood.'
Fnaar
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:33, Reply)

Grow up.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Shan't!
*Sticks tongue out and flicks v's'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Down south the storm killed two people
The other two died of either being an idiot or having idiots responsible for them.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:12, Reply)