So how did the storm affect yew?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24723028
Badly, slightly or not at all? It rained quite a bit here, but it's fucking Manchester in October, what do yew expect?
Alt, are yew a gossip? Enjoy talking about others and hearing about what others have been up to? I'm not too keen on that frogface I have to say. Him and his trains.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 7:49, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

:'('''''''''''''

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 7:55, Reply)

It got windy for a couple of hours and then stopped.
Hardly what it was built up to be.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 7:58, Reply)

It didn't get me at all, I slept through it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:00, Reply)

It knocked one of my plants over
I brought it inside. The end.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Alt: I do like to hear gossip, but I'm very reluctant to spread it.
And yeah, that train frog can't be trusted.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 7:59, Reply)

I'm the same. I like to be in the know, but I'll keep a secret.

( Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:01, Reply)

*checks Kroneys sex dungeon*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:17, Reply)

*Finds David Smith*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:20, Reply)

Eyes close together innit. And he's got hairy palms.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:03, Reply)

I read that as plums.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:12, Reply)

perv

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:15, Reply)

: D

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:17, Reply)

STAY ABOUT FROM MY PLUMS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:18, Reply)

You love it, you slag.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:19, Reply)

it was rainy up here
But down south it killed four people.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:03, Reply)

Weather only makes the news if it's down South
People in Orkney are probably wondering what all the fuss is about, normal autumn weather for them.
Don't know why the BBC don't change their name to South East Broadcasting, cos that's what they are most of the time.....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:09, Reply)

^^This^^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:10, Reply)

well of course
But the storm didn't even make it to the north of England, let alone Scotland.

Is that Glenlivet you had alright? Think my next whisky will be Balvenie Signature. Nearly finished my doublewood.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)

' doublewood.'
Fnaar
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:33, Reply)

Grow up.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Shan't!
*Sticks tongue out and flicks v's'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Down south the storm killed two people
The other two died of either being an idiot or having idiots responsible for them.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:12, Reply)

No real storm up here
Rained a bit, the winds were light, all a bit meh.

Alt: No. There are very few people I give 1/16 of a shit about so gossip bores the shaven nads off me.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:10, Reply)

nowt at all up here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:11, Reply)

Im being harrassed by a particularly loud pigeon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:14, Reply)

A pigeon, eh?
Coo, fancy that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Thats just what he said!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Oh, was there a storm?
I didn't notice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:12, Reply)

OK "Andie MacDowell"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:16, Reply)

Ha!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:38, Reply)

A tree fell on my car (nil damage!), fence panel blew down. All the pears off a tree in the road fell off. Tremendously exciting stuff.
Alt: I like to know what's going on, other peoples lives are more interesting than mine, but I am also discreet and keep secrets despite holding all sorts of dirt on people. Probably goes both ways though.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:15, Reply)

just like ym

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:17, Reply)

All her pairs fell off :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:17, Reply)

*dis-pears*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:18, Reply)

Textbook.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:18, Reply)

The storm didn't stay about from my bins!

( Peej, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:25, Reply)

metrolols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Not in the slightest.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)

"Celeb" goszip is the worst. The amount of magazines dedicated to this, someone who used to ne on Hollyoaks wearing a bikini,
someone who gobbled a footballer...fucking hell. All filed under "women's interest" too. Most women I know couldn' t give a fuck. And Hollyoaks, ick, Fucking horrible show.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)

You don't know any women.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:30, Reply)

I know your mum intimately.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:31, Reply)

She's not a woman anymore.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Morning.
Three or four leaves got killed here.

Alt. Why, what have you heard?

Froggy's OK.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Yeah he is really, apart from that time he XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXMOD EDITXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)

WHO TOLD YOU?!?!?!?!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:36, Reply)

That's TWO mod edits already this year
Persecution!
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:37, Reply)

I'll tell you what those mods get up to if you want. On their secret mod board.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:41, Reply)

*put's kettle on*

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:45, Reply)

*opens Hobnobs*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:48, Reply)

*Lights Pipe*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:50, Reply)

I might apply to be a mod. How does one go about it? Is there a dog fingering quasi Masonic ceremony or something?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:52, Reply)

*frantically applies*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:04, Reply)

I'm afraid I was killed by a fallen tree
Alt: Did you hear what happened between [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:36, Reply)

I'm certainly enjoying all the righteous moaning from the provincials about London-centric media.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:38, Reply)

'all the righteous moaning from the provincials'
Yeah! One reply and a '^^this^^'.
Loads of moaning right there.
Soft southern twat.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Fuck off Reg - b3ta isn't the universe.
I have plenty of provincial friends and family, and they're all moaning about it. My mum particularly. When I told her London's the political and financial hub of the country, and therefore all the most important people have business here, so it's understandable the media is London-centric, she disagreed, for example.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Nobody mentioned London.
Centrist paranoia right there.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:48, Reply)

See above.
I'm surrounded by the bloody things.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:59, Reply)

We seem to get the weak tail end of all the headline weather here
Someone at work reported their wheelie bin tipped over yesterday. When snow grinds the rest of the country to a halt we've barely enough to make a snowball.

Alt: Gossip? Even in a Bela Tarr film I'd be the weirdo that doesn't talk much
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 8:53, Reply)

I like a bit of gossip as most of the time I have no clue what is going on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Looks like there is fuck all going on

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:03, Reply)

*makes notes*
Morning
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Morning sporto
How is the frozen north?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Not too bad at all today squire
Nice sunny day and a day off for this cow yesterday involving doughnuts, pizza and not spending anything in Ikea
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:10, Reply)

We can't afford for posters to take days off, it was dead in here yesterday
That said, I've got the rest of the week off after today.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Sorry man
I was busy doing nothing. Off to Glasgow tomorrow too - stupidly early start
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:18, Reply)

You've always struck me as a man in the know.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:04, Reply)

I KNOW NOTHING!
Apart from IT stuff and shizzle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Hmmmm.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:05, Reply)

and beer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:10, Reply)

That's more like it! NOW I TRUST YOU.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:11, Reply)

*trigger fingers*
How's pondlife?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Just swell, thanks. Sun is shining, birds are singing, etc etc. JOYOUS INNIT.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:14, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:15, Reply)

pretend he knows nowt and he might not hit you

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:07, Reply)

I am the zen master of calm today

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:10, Reply)

fucken bonanza man ure just the cunt i need then
can you make all my decisions for me today?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:11, Reply)

YES

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:12, Reply)

mr skellington thinks i should do an understated flounce
what say you?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:18, Reply)

NO

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:18, Reply)

i dunno bera, i carnt say i trust most of what i hear round these parts
if youre hearing shit from me though its 100% died in the wool irrefutable word on the street facts that ive made up or exaggerated for comedy purposes and you can take that to the fucken bank
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:06, Reply)

You're a very complex, special person Mr Donkeyfuck.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:11, Reply)

imma one trick pony man
hiding behind excess waqqiness and contrived bad speeling
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Can we have a 'word on the street, Reg special news update' today please?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:12, Reply)

dunno doc
my hart just ent in this anymore
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Awww. :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:16, Reply)

NEW THREAD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

You're announcing that as though there are people still posting in here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:33, Reply)