Staying at home and getting drunk, going into the office in between Christmas and New Year because no one else will be so it will be chilled and easy and saves on leave.
Presents - basically the rule is the bigger and more expensive it is the more you love them. This is scientific fact, and anyone who claims otherwise is a stupid hippy hipster twat, and probably a nonce.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:38, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

The office between Christmas and New Year is normally excellent
We stole the massive sales HDTV and rigged up a Playstation to it last time. I spent 3 days being paid to shoot people, eat pizza and drink beer for 2 hours each lunchtime
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I almost always do the taint of the year in the office for that reason
commute is a piece of piss too, everyone else is tucked up in bed.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)