Just apropos of nothing
I've just had a phone call from 'Michael' of 'Microsoft Customer Services'. I managed to keep him talking for about five minutes before I got bored.

Any suggestions as to how I can string him out longer next time? We're getting about four or five calls a week at the moment.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 10:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

tell him you think your foof is haunted with a computer virus.
demand he logs into it and sorts it out.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)

I say!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Is this a shit in her cunt joke?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Ask him which computer
I've had him go through about 3 laptops worth of virus downloading instructions before I say "whoops, this one is Linux, where was the virus again?"
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)