"It's a lot easier to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle."

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:08, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

nah
apparently you can get them for £5k down the scrapyard, mate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:10, Reply)

It had better be a bloody good bike, then.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:11, Reply)

no such thing
turn them all into sardine cans
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Now less than half price
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:28, Reply)

That's ridiculous.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Seven thousand quid and they won't even chuck in a pair of pedals, for fuck's sake

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)

No wonder cyclists are such cunts.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Might just get one of these, don't need to worry about sourcing extra parts plus it's a hell of a lot cheaper
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Living in London, and working in central, I see plenty of grown, adult men
Riding those kid's push-skate/bike things. The skateboards with a steering column.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)

You get pedals with the Venge
www.specializedconceptstore.co.uk/s-works-venge-di2/20430/14Venge
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)

£750 per pedal?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Seriously?! £9k on a fucking bike? That's ridiculous.
That's for either pretentious poseur bankers, or the sponsors pay for it.

£9k on a pushbike is nonsense.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

It's a high end bike, its hardly comparable to the average road bike. Its like saying its stupid to buy a Ferrari because a Fiesta is cheaper.
Most of the money is down to development costs spread over the few that are sold.
( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Yeah but you're the engine.
Let's face it - if you've got £9k to spend on a bike, you're going to be an alcoholic rich tubster that's just doing it for the lols. Which makes you a cunt.

Or you're going to be SIR Chris Hoy, in which case you won't pay for it anyway.

Also there is no point in buying a Ferrari as the speed limit is 70mph.

So that's YOU sussed!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Bet you SIR Chris Hoy's bike cost more than 9k

( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

I sincerely bloody hope so. I'll bet it cost more than
A MILLION pounds. 'Cos he's a knight and everything. So it stands to reason.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Can't be designed for a knight.
I can't see anywhere for him to couch his lance.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)

See?! See?! All that money and it doesn't even have a fucking lance holder.
I bet it doesn't even have a fucking stand, either.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)

It's got a saddle, mind.
Doesn't look like it'd cope with full armour, but it might take a sneaky suit of mail.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Around £35,000 for the Olympic Track bikes
UCI rules mean they have to be commercially available.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)

The fun in having a Ferrari is the amount of time it doesn't take to get you to the legal speed limit, officer.
Not that I'd know, personally.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:38, Reply)

You could say that spending x on x is nonsense, sure.
Fact of the matter is that something is worth what people will pay for it. If people will pay 9 grand on a pedal bike, then that's what it's worth.

It's easy for me, coming from the perspective that a bike is a mode of transport that's mildly more convenient and slightly less uncomfortable than running, to say that's a ridiculous price tag but then it's not aimed at me.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

This is true. And I have no qualms about parting fools from their money.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

/\
TGGI
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

It looks like a batarang, which is kind of cool.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Your bicycle?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)