Robert De Niro because he looks like me. It would be an 18 because of all the shagging I do with all your mums and sisters, and the soundtrack would be that typical porn music, but with Jools Holland playing 'boogie woogie' piano over the top.
Alt: Don't like horror, it does nothing for me, I don't find it scary as I am nails mate.
Altalt: I'd be Battered to see what it's like being angry and bitter constantly. And to feel tall when I returned to my normal body the next day.
Altaltalt: No, that's unhygienic.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:01, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

"normal body"
ha.

ha.

ha.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:02, Reply)

What's that supposed to mean you 'oribble cow?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)

nothing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:04, Reply)

You look like a less sexually attractive wheelie bin.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:07, Reply)

click

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:13, Reply)

lol+ click

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:15, Reply)