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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I hate it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:43, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Its not so bad round here, local police have banned teenagers from doing it so its always just young kids
(calm down bartleby they're always with their parents) so I don't mind giving them a few sweets as they're usually in bed before 7.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
I'd like to see them try that in Manchester

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Anyone who lives in Manchester deserves everything they get
see also Liverpool.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Have you ever considered putting small pieces of glass in to each sweet before handing them out?
Or maybe coating them in rat poison?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Nah but I do tell them they aren't having any sweets if their costumes are shit
When I get carol singers I stand there and make them sing the whole carol. If they make it all the way through the carol I give them 50p. If they sing a shitty Christmas song like Jingle Bells or We Wish You a Merry Christmas they get the door slammed. I have principles, carol singers should sing carols. Or be called carol, either way, I'm not that fussy.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Have you ever considered running for Parliament?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)
With principles?
I'd be drummed out.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Last year my wife stopped me from connecting the pressure washer to the kitchen taps to get the cunts through the letterbox.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Modern children wouldn't be capable of dragging their huffing fat carcasses up the five flights of stairs to mine
even if they did have a key to the block door.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I'm borrowing swipeys face for halloween
should send the little fuckers running
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)

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