Ha!
You've reminded me of a tale my mate told me.

New pair of jeans on, gets taxi to Quayside as its pissing down. Gets out of taxi in front of the whole nightclub queue and trips over the chain fence thingies they have down there, straight into a muddy puddle.

Whole queue cheers. He stands up, bows, turns round and...

trips over the same chain into another puddle, tearing his brand new jeans. He went home in the same taxi
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:20, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Haha! Oh what a niiiiiight

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:22, Reply)

This makes me do a lol every time I remember it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Something approaching £200 for a night out lasting 30 seconds without even one drink

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Ohhh. I thought he stayed out and had the same taxi home.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:28, Reply)