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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How on Earth does a man over over three years old get into this situation?You have been potty trained, I assume?
The original post was about traditions. I certainly hope shitting yourself isn't traditional for you.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:37,
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I honestly don't know.Funnily enough I didn't just wilfully fill my trousers. My arse just went.
It wasn't a 'wet copper in bagging area' job either.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:38,
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I have never had this happen to me.I've got the sphincter power to snap a branch, me.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:42,
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Normally, so do I.It was an altogether strange experience.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:44,
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It was Halloween, I suppose.Reckon a witch put a bum spell on you?
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Kroney, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:45,
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Could be.It's a sorry state when you can't trust your own arse.
I'm farting on eggshells at the moment.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:49,
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