Pinch punch, first of the month
Did you do a pinch punch today or have you done so before. What other traditions do you do?


Alt: First time you got drunk?
(Stibbins, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:18, 28 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

YM.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Up yours!
(Stibbins, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Well, we've all been up YM.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:39, Reply)

I properly shat myself last night.
About 10 yards from my front door too.

And one of my housemates caught me, since making a b-line straight for the bathroom and sticking the shower on without running upstairs to get a towel is not the move of a man who hasn't shit themself.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:35, Reply)

How on Earth does a man over over three years old get into this situation?
You have been potty trained, I assume?

The original post was about traditions. I certainly hope shitting yourself isn't traditional for you.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:37, Reply)

I honestly don't know.
Funnily enough I didn't just wilfully fill my trousers. My arse just went.

It wasn't a 'wet copper in bagging area' job either.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:38, Reply)

I have never had this happen to me.
I've got the sphincter power to snap a branch, me.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Normally, so do I.
It was an altogether strange experience.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:44, Reply)

It was Halloween, I suppose.
Reckon a witch put a bum spell on you?
( Kroney, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Could be.
It's a sorry state when you can't trust your own arse.

I'm farting on eggshells at the moment.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:49, Reply)

We're rock n' roll renegades with no respect for traditional values in our house.
So stick it, man - we don't need your patriarchal phallocentric hegemony suppressing US - we do our OWN thing.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:38, Reply)

I wish I had a banana milkshake
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:40, Reply)

oh man, so do I
are you like that frog off of Bod, then?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:43, Reply)

I have no idea
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Stibbins posting dull shit.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Dunno, should be some mileage in Gormo being incontinent.

( Kroney, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:41, Reply)

I'd almost rather read a Pookie 'I'm the new Chompy' thread.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I put a blank thread yesterday
it still somehow managed to get over 100 replies and was still better than anything Stibbins has posted
( Peej, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Fuck off.
(Stibbins, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Top marks for a witty riposte

( Kroney, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:51, Reply)

UPSET^^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Silence is the new conversation.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:50, Reply)

                        
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:51, Reply)

I put *some* effort into my morning thread and this is geting a better response :(
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:51, Reply)

I fuck your sister on the first of each month

( Peej, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Then spend the next 4 weeks on Penicillin

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:50, Reply)

                        
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:54, Reply)

You lot are going to have to up your game, a little.
Fridays are quiet at my work and I'm getting bored.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:52, Reply)