I fell down a 12 foot hole, and was rescued by strangers as my 'mates' were laughing too much.
I smashed out my front teeth.
I spent the night in hospital concussed and pissed.
I had a fight while standing on a table in a nightclub.
I 'pulled a pig'.
I vomited on the assistant manager's brown leather jacket.
I pissed on a colleague.
I drank and immediately vomited brandy.
I was left for dead by a taxi driver, but not before he stole the money from my pockets.

All in one night out.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

stay classy, folkestone

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:08, Reply)

California Folkestone, knows how to party!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)

All in that order?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:09, Reply)

No, I can't remember the exact order of events, but I know the hospital was last if that helps.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:11, Reply)

I'd pretty much concluded that bit...it was just everything else that I couldn't really get into order

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Okay, probably this:
Fall in hole, 'Pig', fight, brandy, jacket, piss, teeth, taxi, hospital.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Cool. So you didn't smash your teeth falling down the hole or in the fight?
Nice work.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Nah, that was falling over getting out the taxi to vomit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)

This is an excellent extra piece of detail.
Very well done indeed.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Nicely done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)

\o/
I have a proud and glorious drinking past.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 11:18, Reply)