Colds are shite. They don't serve any biological purpose - they're like wasps.
They just turn up, make you feel a bit shit, and then fuck off again. It's not like they kill anyone or anything.

Also - people who say "I've got/had 'flu" when they've got/had a cold are REALLY fucking annoying - 'flu puts you on your back for a week. A cold is just an annoyance.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:37, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

^ this ^
there is no such thing as "a touch of flu"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:41, Reply)

People who have time off work for a cold are pathetic wimps who will not survive the cull once I'm in charge.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:43, Reply)

*votes FROG*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Colds are only annoyances because we're highly resistant to them.
Europeans gave colds to native Americans and caused an epidemic, which killed scores of them. Boring fact bomb, there.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Also alcohol summat summat.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Go on then, just a drop

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 14:06, Reply)