i reckon he's getting it from somewhere
he's much happier, hasn't mentioned getting dumped once, and makes oblique references to milkshakes and pizzas and actually leaving folkstone. my spidey senses sniff FROGCLUNGE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:24, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Plus his RARGH attitude to everyone has calmed somewhat
My spidey senses tell me this is due to empty balls
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:45, Reply)

WHAT ATTITUDE?????????

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:54, Reply)

i agree
someone is draining them regularly for him.

hopefully he has found a bit more class than round the back of a takeaway pizza joint, though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:55, Reply)

THAT WAS A DECADE AGO.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 10:59, Reply)

when did that ever excuse anyone from anything around here?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I dunno why you're so bothered by my 'conquests'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:01, Reply)

definitely singular, darling

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:05, Reply)

iv ad loadza birds bruv

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:06, Reply)

your YOC membership doesn't count

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:08, Reply)

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY MEMBERSHIP TO THE YOUNG ORNITHOLOGISTS CLUB?????

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:09, Reply)

you seem the anorak type

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:14, Reply)

You were one too you dickhead.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)