On a serious level anyone that wants to work in this country and be a productive member of our society
I'm all for it, I'll gladly have a few more "Windrush" boats if that means I get to a Chicken Dumpling the Size of a Muskmelon covered in spicy Gravy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:47, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:48, Reply)

For £2 each I may get two

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:49, Reply)

ima get me some Amstel this lunchtime

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:50, Reply)

I had 11 hours sleep after my lunchtime Amstel consumption yesterday.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Working on the house until 11 last night and the night before = 7 hours death sleep
More than enough for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:02, Reply)

What you working on now?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Bits and pieces, mainly related to a potential retail acquisition.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Chain or independant?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Chain.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Had new table and chairs turn up last night to build
Also painting the actual stairs ready for new carpet on Saturday.

Need to gloss them tonight
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I would Gloss the Saturdays IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:06, Reply)

you'd carefully sand them down, prime and undercoat them, then apply several thin top coats
to leave a perfectly smooth finish?

Or you'd you'd fire your custard cannon over their naked bodies until you were spaffing dust?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Column A, column B

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:12, Reply)

textbook.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:30, Reply)

I'm almost sure that there might be room for an orbital sander in there somewhere

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:13, Reply)

To be fair they wouldnt need much sanding to work as floorboards

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:13, Reply)

True, but the Floorboards have had a slightly less successful pop career so far.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:32, Reply)

The house.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:05, Reply)

WHO'S HOUSE?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:18, Reply)

RUN'S HOUSE

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:22, Reply)

It taken a whole 4 minutes for the right answer
*shakes head*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:31, Reply)

My Polish neighbour introduced me to Okomic beer last night
Strong but quite nice
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Do you mean OkoChim?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Something like that
Bonfire night BBQ last night them Polish know how to drink, how on earth my wife made it to work this morning with the amount of vodka she and his wife knocked back I'll never know
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:56, Reply)

That was the weakest draft beer they sold in the hotel when I was working in Poznan.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:58, Reply)

7%
Fucking hell I'm surprised you and that Merc they loaned you ever made it back in one piece
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:02, Reply)

typical sporters
Drinking that foreign rubbish... why cant you drink a good British beer like Old Scrotes Ball Number
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:06, Reply)

what if they were born here but don't want to work?
what shall we do with them?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:05, Reply)

part-exchange for an immigrant.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Solent Green

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:07, Reply)

i like that this works both as a joke about eating people,
and the lazy work shy dockers of the south coast out of work for building crap boats.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:09, Reply)

errrrr
Yeah I meant that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Thats a very good question that deserves it's own thread
Now be a good Wee-pee and start one
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:10, Reply)