It's monday and I haven't slept in a week. There is nothing on the face of this earth that could make my day good.
alt: I played peekaboo with minibadger, which seems to make her extremely happy

altalt: because you touch yourself at night.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:09, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

that'll teach you to wear a condom
or at least ear plugs

altalt: keep your fantasies to yourself, ta....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:11, Reply)

It's got nowt to do with minibadger.
Well, tangentially I suppose it has. I've just been ill and unable to sleep.

altalt: Nowt to do with fantasies, mine or otherwise. Absolute statement of fact, innit?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:16, Reply)

no
i'm too tired at night
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Yeah there is
I reckon your alt answer could.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:16, Reply)

It'll be her bedtime before I get home from work.
Stupid work.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:21, Reply)

That sucks.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:23, Reply)

also I've got to go to Swindon for 10 minutes on weds
That means flying down Tues night and flying back weds night. For 10 fucking minutes.

Fucking Swindon, seriously. If there wasn't potentially £300k in it, it can fuck right off. Even for that much, I'm not sure I can be arsed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Swindon.
Poor you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:48, Reply)