We got cornered by a fucking bull-calf once.
It was only a third of the size of a grown bovine and it could still easily break my bones. Plus his dad was hanging around keeping an eye on things, he'd have piled on if I attempted to beat up his kid.

They're just looking for an excuse to redress the balance. I, for one, am determined to eat more and more of them to keep people safe.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:17, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Bulls usually couldn't give enough of a shit to attack you, as long as they have a field full of sexy cows to service.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:19, Reply)

This thing wanted to rumble.
Don't get me wrong, I've no problem with punching a juvenile of any species, but his dad would've ruined me.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:21, Reply)

A kind of bovine Battered then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:24, Reply)