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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Spitfire
Which is pretty average, but I didn't know it was in the house
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:36,
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12 years ago)
Fine KENT ales aren't for wankers who live in flats. It's fosters or carling for the likes of you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:40,
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Alright you folkstone froggy fuck funnel?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:41,
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I'm half deaf, thanks for asking you floppy haired pseudo-posh spazzo.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:43,
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I know you're deaf you spaz
does it get you better parking and shit?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:57,
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Not yet. Unfortunately I think it will get better before I can reap the rewards of my disability.
Do you get benefits for being a spastic, or discriminated against for also being bent?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:59,
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how do you get better from being deaf?
i get fucking nothing mate, it's a joke when you consider how much i fucking pay in
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:06,
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I'm not *actually* deaf you ninny, it's temporary from my fucked up infected ear.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:18,
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jizzy ear
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:21,
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Innit. Literally. IN IT.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:23,
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