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I found a secret beer I didn't know about! What have you found?

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:19, 160 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
YM to be somewhat accommodating....

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:22, Reply)
that men in red trousers are french or gay
or both
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:23, Reply)
Or clowns.
They could be clowns.
*looks around for Dozer*
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:27, Reply)
Or gay, French clowns, presumably?

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:28, Reply)
I just ordered some Burgundy chino's today

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:29, Reply)
my case rests here...

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:32, Reply)
that's funny, I ordered a superfluous apostrophe.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:04, Reply)
I am one of these things

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:37, Reply)
BOTH

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:39, Reply)
What's secret about it?
We can start a special secret thread if you don't want those other cunts to know about it.
I've found vodka and scrumpy is not an official cocktail.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:23, Reply)
I have found that my headphones don't fit in my deaf ear.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:28, Reply)
Pardon?

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:32, Reply)
The Missing Link.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:29, Reply)
*Anne Robinson wink*

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:30, Reply)
*Darth Foxtrots*

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:32, Reply)
What beer is it?
I have mainly entered a load of online competitions today.

Productive.

t's been a while since I made any discoveries. Think the last one was bacon and maple popcorn
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:30, Reply)
bacon and maple popcorn? wherewherewherewhere

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:30, Reply)
Sainsburys.
It's just as delicious as it sounds.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:31, Reply)
may have a special trip to sainsburys sometme soon

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:31, Reply)
They're in the festive snacks bit

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:37, Reply)
Spitfire
Which is pretty average, but I didn't know it was in the house
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:36, Reply)
Fine KENT ales aren't for wankers who live in flats. It's fosters or carling for the likes of you.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Alright you folkstone froggy fuck funnel?

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:41, Reply)
I'm half deaf, thanks for asking you floppy haired pseudo-posh spazzo.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:43, Reply)
I know you're deaf you spaz
does it get you better parking and shit?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:57, Reply)
Not yet. Unfortunately I think it will get better before I can reap the rewards of my disability.
Do you get benefits for being a spastic, or discriminated against for also being bent?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:59, Reply)
how do you get better from being deaf?
i get fucking nothing mate, it's a joke when you consider how much i fucking pay in
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:06, Reply)
I'm not *actually* deaf you ninny, it's temporary from my fucked up infected ear.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:18, Reply)
jizzy ear

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:21, Reply)
Innit. Literally. IN IT.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:23, Reply)
WHOGASM
don't care if you don't care

also, inner peace
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:30, Reply)
Half of my timeline is whogasming today.
I squeed.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:37, Reply)
fair play
did not expect that.

after a bit of a low on the last series (I missed a bunch) I'm excited again
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Ohhhhh. As in Doctor.
Yeah I have a lot of geeks on mine too.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:41, Reply)
go to bbc website
watch miniepisode
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:43, Reply)
I'm not a whovian
Possibly a bit of Star Trek.

I'm more a comic geek
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Oh, and Imagine Dragons

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:30, Reply)
*imagines*

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:31, Reply)
whelp, this is the apocalypse

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:32, Reply)
I'm imagining a dragon
It is smoking a pipe and is using a Nissan Micra a rollerskate.

What next?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:32, Reply)
be happy watching him ollie off
the empire state building
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Who's Ollie?

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:39, Reply)
This dragon I'm imagining is more European
He has no clothes other than a collar and tie (blue, with red spots).

His Nissan Micra skateboard is more a means of getting him where he needs to be than for stunts.

I think he is called Ricardo.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:39, Reply)
he sounds like a posing
hipster twat to me...using a skateboard to get around. Probably has red trousers in his wardrobe and doesn't really need those glasses
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:41, Reply)
plus he has no other clothes
because he is showing off his scaly penis
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:41, Reply)
I am not imagining his scaly penis

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:42, Reply)
too late

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:42, Reply)
ollies is skateboards.
Not rollerskates.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:06, Reply)
Wait until he sings an indie track.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:38, Reply)
Let me guess it's puff the magic dragon

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:36, Reply)
A degree of that may have been indulged in today

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Didn't have you down as a skaghead, TD

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:42, Reply)
If the cap fits...
Not regular, but met up with a mate earlier with a good line of produce.

I'm ambivalent. I know where drink takes me and I can plot a course, but smokey takes me different ways.

Edit - this depends upon your interpretation of the term. Strictly loose leaf now.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:49, Reply)
you're not a regular heroin user?
Good for you
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:58, Reply)
No I'm not a heroin user at all
Puff The Magic Dragon was blow.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:04, Reply)
you're thinking of dozer

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:05, Reply)
I've only smoked smack once; we've all been 15.
Love speckly dingers though, but that's ket innit.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:08, Reply)
I suspect that what you smoked was probably epoxy resin
Used to fix cracks in bike helmets and sold to gullible teenagers for lots of money.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:19, Reply)
No, it was definitely smack.
I used to hang around with some very dodgy characters, some of whom are now dead.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:20, Reply)
I wish they had lived and you died, that would be better for everyone, especially you.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)
I dunno like.
It's not a nice way to live, there was a proper vicious heroin scene in and around Aberdeen in the late 90s.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Skag problem in scotchcuntland shocker!

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:25, Reply)
well yer
Aberdeen's yer classic city of two halves. Massive oil wealth on the one hand, horrible poverty on the other.

It's more crack these days, the Wolverhampton-Aberdeen route for crack is getting busted fairly regularly.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:26, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahaah yeah 'wealth'

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:28, Reply)
Do you not understand how wealthy Aberdeen is, and how much of the European oil industry is based there?
Average salary in the sector is £73,000, which is way more than you get paid.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)
how would you know?

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)
Do you earn over 73K?
Because if not, then 'hahaha yeah wealth'.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)
that's not what you asked

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)
What, how would I know how wealthy Aberdeen is and how much of the European oil industry is based there?
It's not exactly a secret, is it?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)
I would move to York if I were you.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:29, Reply)
York is laughable in terms of the 'rough bits'.
The only people who genuinely think that Bell Farm, Tang Hall and Clifton are rough are people who have never lived anywhere other than York.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)
i love a story with a happy ending

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Some of them were proper nasty, no sympathy here.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)
I was being light-hearted as usual
But I grew up in Barrow-in-Furness which has a fucking terrifying drug abuse death ratio, and also had - when I was younger - certain areas where boats would arrive at night.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)
let's be honest it's best for everyone when druggies die

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:37, Reply)
My bleeding liberal heart says no
My rational head says yes.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)
you like to compare flesh tunnels with dozer

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:08, Reply)
I don't have flesh tunnels, soz

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:09, Reply)
you should get some, it'll help your career

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:15, Reply)
It's worked wonders for Darth Foxtrot.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:16, Reply)
has he come down from the attic yet?

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:18, Reply)
still trapped in the closet

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:18, Reply)
He was never exactly closeted though, was he?

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:21, Reply)
have you seen his recent pictures on fb?

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)
No.
Please repost.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)
do you not know his name? open profile

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)
only his first name.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)
yes, i hope he's ok :(

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:27, Reply)
that last selfie was 4th of september
he is most likely dead by now
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:29, Reply)
i saw your big gurning selfie too
you really need to fix those privacy settings......
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)
I don't think that's a selfie. It looks like someone else took it and he cropped it for his profile.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:32, Reply)
my profile ent a picture of me you :p

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:34, Reply)
I'm glad I haven't seen a pic of you, everyone I have seen or met so far have been a massive disappointment.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)
YOU SAID MY PICTURE WAS HAWT
YOU LYING FROGCUNT
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)
Just 'massive' in your case.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:37, Reply)
Yeah but then I met you at a secret baysh and that clearly wasn't your picture.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)
The pictures were three years old, right?
You met her in a pub in Kensington and were shocked at how fat she was.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:40, Reply)
no bash chat
and it totally was. it's my fb profile and everything.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:40, Reply)
Someone on my Facebook has a picture of a car but they don't look like a car just like you appear to have a new, slightly worse face.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:42, Reply)
You never said you'd been to Sea World

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:40, Reply)
I wanted to see whales in unnatural habitat

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)
you must have seen me, right?

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)
You know I have. That pic of you with a silly hoodie on.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Nah, I meant ones from my portfolio.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:39, Reply)
???

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:41, Reply)
yeah on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:41, Reply)
I never did any catwalk, not tall enough :'(

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:42, Reply)
and you kept tripping over your feet

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:44, Reply)
it was well embarro :'(

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:45, Reply)
i have never taken a selfie in my entire life thankyouverymuch

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)
hmmmmm
you should buy mini ape one of those kids' digital cameras from fisherprice. the pics are well lol, life through the eyes of a toddler.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:35, Reply)
i leave expensive gifts to relatives

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:40, Reply)
these are not expensive, about £40-50 i think?
my nephew took loads of his sister crying. or "croying" as he says, being a poxy southerner.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:41, Reply)
yeah, that's expensine
a puzzle/bag of bricks/cardboard box is just as much fun i can guarantee you
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:44, Reply)
Place near me you can let kids run riot painting. £5.
It's worth that to not have to clean my place if she did so here.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:45, Reply)
yeah, I'm all about getting the messy shit done on other peoples property

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:52, Reply)
this is not a euphamism

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:53, Reply)
you try this logic when she's 15
no darling, George at asda jeans are just as cool as seven for all mankind...
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:45, Reply)
yeah maybe...but she's 2 so...

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:51, Reply)
you wait
that is all
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:58, Reply)
his is clogged with the corpses of a thousand furry rodents

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Leave Grace out of this you fucking hamster h8r

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:19, Reply)
Yeah!

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:21, Reply)
Is the hamster dead?
Hopefully not of rectal contractions.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:21, Reply)
No, she's fine.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Good.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)
heroin's a killer td, don't you forget it

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Most stuff kills you in the end
I'll remember your kind words though, when I'm down to my last fiver and selling my raggedy arse to sailors for a fix.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:25, Reply)
Jesus

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:39, Reply)
Praise be!

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:42, Reply)
You rang?

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:42, Reply)
Wept

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:44, Reply)
+ i'm still at work and it sucks

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:45, Reply)
15 mins for me too.
9-5 tomorrow though. Just as God and Dolly intended
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:46, Reply)
had days like this

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Bob Hairfoam

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:06, Reply)
Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
dedededede...dededede. Lets get OT R.O.C.K.I.N.N.G!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:27, Reply)
You daft C.U.N.N.T!

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:28, Reply)
I dunno how you chaps spend so much time with my mum, she is fucking boring.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:27, Reply)
well yer but her anal is gold standard

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:28, Reply)
She is one of the few women in folkestone I haven't bummed.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Lies.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:32, Reply)
She likened this denial of service to a whore not kissing her clients, which if think is fair.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:34, Reply)
Yer true

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:35, Reply)

gold

rusty


(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)
i heard you take after her

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:29, Reply)
Yeah but you also know it's lies.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)
NAKERS YOU PRICK!

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:48, Reply)


(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:49, Reply)
are there any messages in red near the top of your screen?

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:50, Reply)
yeah i ent been up there in a while

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:52, Reply)
have a wee look, yeah?

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:52, Reply)
i have
no, soz
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:53, Reply)
:'(

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:54, Reply)
All too far to the right for my liking
As Jeff would say - start a new thread.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:51, Reply)
do one about your experience of "horse"

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:53, Reply)
From what I've heard, it wasn't very nice.

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:55, Reply)
My experience of horse is riding about in a muddy field one afternoon at the insistence of ex-wife
And not having fun.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Done.
Get in.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:03, Reply)
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(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 22:57, Reply)

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