I've only smoked smack once; we've all been 15.
Love speckly dingers though, but that's ket innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:08, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I suspect that what you smoked was probably epoxy resin
Used to fix cracks in bike helmets and sold to gullible teenagers for lots of money.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:19, Reply)

No, it was definitely smack.
I used to hang around with some very dodgy characters, some of whom are now dead.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:20, Reply)

I wish they had lived and you died, that would be better for everyone, especially you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)

I dunno like.
It's not a nice way to live, there was a proper vicious heroin scene in and around Aberdeen in the late 90s.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Skag problem in scotchcuntland shocker!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:25, Reply)

well yer
Aberdeen's yer classic city of two halves. Massive oil wealth on the one hand, horrible poverty on the other.

It's more crack these days, the Wolverhampton-Aberdeen route for crack is getting busted fairly regularly.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:26, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahaah yeah 'wealth'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:28, Reply)

Do you not understand how wealthy Aberdeen is, and how much of the European oil industry is based there?
Average salary in the sector is £73,000, which is way more than you get paid.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)

how would you know?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)

Do you earn over 73K?
Because if not, then 'hahaha yeah wealth'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)

that's not what you asked

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)

What, how would I know how wealthy Aberdeen is and how much of the European oil industry is based there?
It's not exactly a secret, is it?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)

I would move to York if I were you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:29, Reply)

York is laughable in terms of the 'rough bits'.
The only people who genuinely think that Bell Farm, Tang Hall and Clifton are rough are people who have never lived anywhere other than York.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)

i love a story with a happy ending

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Some of them were proper nasty, no sympathy here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)

I was being light-hearted as usual
But I grew up in Barrow-in-Furness which has a fucking terrifying drug abuse death ratio, and also had - when I was younger - certain areas where boats would arrive at night.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)

let's be honest it's best for everyone when druggies die

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:37, Reply)

My bleeding liberal heart says no
My rational head says yes.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)