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Hope so!
Edit.
Not so much a discussion as an announcement. Genital topiary was the discussion topic of last night, in the bar of a hotel in Durham with some sales types and computer geeks - some of whom were actually female!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:12,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Followed up by a slightly creepy reply.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:13,
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We were discussing favourite biscuits in the pub last night.
It was like OT, with alcohol and a log fire.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:16,
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what, BO, autism and dead people?
Nice.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:17,
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Hobnobs topped the list I seem to remember.
Although Jaffa cakes were being discussed rather robustly.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:21,
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Jaffa Cakes aren't biscuits.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:21,
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They're called cakes, but are really biscuits.
It was discussed in the PUB! It is right therefore. Pedantic twat.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:24,
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No, they are called cakes and are cakes.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:25,
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Although Wikipedia agrees with you.
Hmmm...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_Cakes
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:27,
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They had to prove to HMRC that they were cakes so that they could retain their VAT status.
Cool story zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:28,
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^^this^^
The distinction is easy. A cake goes hard and dry when it's stale. A biscuit goes soggy and soft when it's stale. Ergo a Jaffa cake is NOT a biscuit.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:25,
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So fucking boring and full of cunts as the best ones had gone home, with alcohol and a log fire?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:18,
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I ent received that package yet.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:20,
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Haven't you? Fucking city link are the bane of my life this week. I will chase it up tomorrow. Fucking cunts that was about a week ago!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:22,
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oooh, what are you sending him?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:23,
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A photo of you from linkedin covered in my semen.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:24,
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Brown Paper Bag and Circles, so I can mix them like every fucken cunt was doing in 1997.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:24,
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edgy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:25,
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Nah, Hey Jack and Kick a Hole.
So I can mix them like every fucken cunt was doing in 2002.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:27,
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No it's two copies of the Edwin birdsong cola bottle baby so you can mix and cut the instrumental bits and make that daft punk track.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:29,
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No it's Root Down and Get It by Jimmy Smith.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:31,
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No, it's I gotcha by joe tex actually
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:34,
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No, it's 'Lyric on My Lip' by MC Tali.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:36,
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No, it's airport by the motors
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:37,
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No, it's 'Walk Away' by Cast.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:38,
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No, it's place your hands by reef
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:39,
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Jesus man, that's harsh.
No, it's all of Be Here Now by Oasis.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:40,
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You've mentioned it many more times than just last night.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:15,
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Oddly enough...
I wasn't the one to bring it up as a topic of conversation last night
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:47,
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I was specifically referring to you bringing it up on here.
Nowhere else, thankfully I don't drink in the same establishments as you.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:51,
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