Hi HH.
Never had you down as a giggler.
Lessava goal FFS.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:28, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright edjers
Today I did something really, I sent an email from my work Outlook account to a mate in a different company.

The subject line was 'alright bbz' and then some inconsequential shit about my facial hair.

I went to my outbox to delete it, and I'd only bloody sent it to one of our IFAs instead.

He'll see the funny side.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:31, Reply)

What is a IFA?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:38, Reply)

Imaginary Friend Acquired.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Independent Financial Adviser
Battered has one, dontcha know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:40, Reply)

If you're on about feet
I think you've mistaken him for Stunned poster
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Oh, you mean insurance salesman.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:43, Reply)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:44, Reply)

No what?
Commission involved?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:33, Reply)

Commission only exists on non-investment insurance these days.
Investments, annuities and pensions are fee based. Lots of advisers do insurance as fee based rather than commission as well.

'insurance salesmen' are pretty much a thing of the past.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:44, Reply)

I think this is my dullest post ever.
Soz everybody.




Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:56, Reply)

Your dullest post will always be the most recent one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:01, Reply)

That was nearly funny.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:01, Reply)

^ Dull & Upset ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:05, Reply)

^ nobody noticed you were gone ^
Not even your ex.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:06, Reply)

Vanity search tells another story
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=harters
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:09, Reply)

^ upset enough to vanity search ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:10, Reply)

ffs man
i'm stuck at work and this is how you repay me?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:04, Reply)

fuck off you boring psycho bitch

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:06, Reply)

I'M NOT GOING TO ORDER YOUR BOOKS NOW
SO THERE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:07, Reply)

You are really.
You're intrigued.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:09, Reply)

THE ESTATE OF J G BALLARD WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:10, Reply)

You were buying the books second hand.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:11, Reply)

no, the ones in my basket are new from amazon, because that way i get the free delivery with the other books i've ordered
i would have gone to waterstones, but the two near my office closed down within days of each other. there goes a lot of my lunchtime fun :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:14, Reply)

You should read Crash as well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:15, Reply)

Is he TRYING to get stepped this week?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:53, Reply)

let's hope so

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Yeah I giggle at silly stuff everytime they mention Lars Bender
On the commentary I giggle, yep losing to chillie is one thing, but to the Germans *Shudders*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:38, Reply)

Did you see him off the Jock voiceovers done
a biopic wossname about Hitler last nite on telly?
Couldn't watch it in case I ended up on holiday in "Come to Germany".
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:42, Reply)

I was forced to watch I'm a celebrity
Then True blood, on the upside I recorded Monday Morning, which is about the first good American series I have watched since band of brothers
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:46, Reply)

At the first mensh of I'm a celebrity coming on the box I get the fuck out of here.
I've noted MM and will have a deko, ta
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:49, Reply)