It all went wrong in Ukraine
Their police cells are less than salubrious. Luckily I got out and we laughed about it* afterwards.
It all went right today, biggest order of the company's history, all mine bitches!


* got the fuck outta Dodge (Kiev) and spent two months with insomnia and flashbacks. Happy times**

** no they weren't
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:42, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Drug-smuggling or underagers?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Combine the two for bonus points!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Neither
Someone got killed. We were foreign in the wrong place at the wrong time. Scared me shitless
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Save it for the judge, McCann.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:50, Reply)

That didn't work too well for Foxy Knoxy but good luck to you!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Would.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Still, at least you have something in common with Battered now.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:47, Reply)