Yeah, when they keep papping you as you drive along at 30mph in the middle lane of the motorway
Must really get on your nerves
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 10:59, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I like it when people driving along in the middle lane for no discernable reason
get annoyed at you for undertaking them.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:00, Reply)

^^^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I like it when they get cross and make hand gestures.
I give them a little wave.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:03, Reply)

On the rare occasions that I can contain my fury, I like to make overly friendly gestures to idiotic drivers, smiles, waves, thumbs-up and the like

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:04, Reply)

One thing that makes me properly cross
is when I'm overtaking somebody, already whilst speeding, and some jerk speeds up behind me and hangs onto my bumper. Some douchebag did that to me last night, I was doing 65 in a 50. So I kettled him for a mile and a half.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:07, Reply)

There's no finer revenge than a petty one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:08, Reply)

He did the obvious staring when I let him past.
It was beautiful, he was puce. I smiled and gave him the finger.

I was smug about that all evening. I'm a terrible person.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Mrs tangle is never impressed by this sort of anecdote
She's an idiot.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:21, Reply)

This is why they shouldn't be allowed to drive.
Without women, the roads would be a constant Mad Max style battlefield. It'd be awesome.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I like it when people drive with due care and consideration for all road users
Even *dare I say it* cyclists
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:44, Reply)

That's just bullshit.
Cyclists are worth points. As are the elderly, though they're worth fewer points due to being a slower-moving target.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I have a loathing of drivers who wear hats they generally fall into two
Categories
The geriatric buffoon, who seems to think they are the only ones on the road.
The boy racer, enough said on that one really

Anyway I'm about due for my meeting so Fuck you lot
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I think you've got me mixed up with Lokesy here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:00, Reply)