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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Please speak directly into my ear horn(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:16,
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11 years ago)
It was your ear giving me the horn that got you into this mess(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:18,
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The last thing I ever heard was you ejaculating in my ear :'((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:19,
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I bet it was like the majestic ocean washing against a tropical shore(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:20,
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It was like holding the worlds smallest shell against my ear and being surprised by the overpowering smell of male anus.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:25,
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He has a penis like a single enoki mushroom.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:35,
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That's one of those freakishly big fucking Jurassic mushrooms ent it?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:12,
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Not big, but freakish and Jurassic, yeah.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:15,
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