Word up froggo
I've had a smashing day doing almost nothing, feels nice after a hard week at work to have a weekend. What you up to tonight? I'm still of the poor so a night in with a couple of tins of beer is all I can do, lady pig is watching strictly so I need to escape from that.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:32, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I'm going to the pub later. I spent the day between getting my now deaf ear medicated and being asleep.
Still enjoying the new job pal?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:35, Reply)

Yeah, it's knackering, but good.
What happened to your ear?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:40, Reply)

Just an infection thingy I get quite a lot, but usually I ignore it until it goes away but it got a bit too bad today so had to sit in the hospital with the plebs and commoners
One kid have five family members with it, like it was a nice day out. Noisy bastards too. Glad I couldn't hear that well.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:43, Reply)

Other people always ruin stuff don't they.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:44, Reply)

I dislike the majority of other people.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:45, Reply)

I made a small jaunt to the pub last night,
Met a right prick of a German who wouldn't shut up. I sort of miss smoking for the excuse to just fuck off outside.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:47, Reply)

I have a habit of attracting weirdos, they gravitate towards me, although I really am a considerably average, normal man and have little to offer them in terms of entertainment or support.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:49, Reply)

I think that's the problem, you're too polite to ignore them or brush them off,
So you get stick listening to their bonkers.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:51, Reply)

It's a hard life being a suave, approachable, polite modern gentleman.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:57, Reply)

And handsome.
Don't forget handsome.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:57, Reply)

You know the problems dealing with that 'curse'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:00, Reply)

Yeah, it's a burden for sure.
Going anywhere nice tonight or do you have a sturdy local you enjoy?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:01, Reply)

There are four houses between me and the local. Location location location.
Hopefully my friend who I worked with for ten years but haven't seen for months will be popping in with her new chap, so that will be nice.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:04, Reply)

Sounds alright,
I wouldn't mind moving a little closer to our local, it's a whole street away. A WHOLE STREET!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Eff dat gangsta
Move house immediately!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:17, Reply)

There's a student house to let about 4 doors down from the pub,
Maybe I'll move in with them.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:19, Reply)

Hiya!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Oh god, here we go....
Alright Nakers?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:12, Reply)

So your basically saying your arse has taken so much cock it's like a hoola hoop?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:23, Reply)

we've all done it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:25, Reply)

Not me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:27, Reply)

Virgin.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:30, Reply)

I'm just waiting for my Mr Right :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:32, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2153112
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:34, Reply)

Basically, yeah.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:29, Reply)

^GHEY^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:30, Reply)

*minces in a circle*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:33, Reply)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:38, Reply)

Hahaha!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:40, Reply)

it looks like it's about to cry
c f
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:41, Reply)

You monster have you no heart?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:45, Reply)