Could you somehow *get* some cake?
That would solve your predicament
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:09, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

mini ape is napping so can't go out and I only have 1 egg so can't make one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Now I want cake :(
I have no food whatsoever at home
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:12, Reply)

www.hungryhouse.co.uk
order in!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:13, Reply)

do they send nommy cayke?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:14, Reply)

computer says YES
go onto hungryhouse, type "cake" into the search box. there were 134 delivering cake to my postcode. although you'd have to do some careful filtering, since a few of those were fishcakes. which could be disappointing.

there seemed to be a lot of hanky panky cake. what's that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:24, Reply)

"Type "cake" into the search box"
"If you google it, there will be a map"
Do you assume everyone is a moron?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:28, Reply)

only you!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:59, Reply)

(-___-)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 16:00, Reply)

this feels a little bit internet fatty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:28, Reply)

so?
order a diet coke with it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:58, Reply)