Who's still awake or alive?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:02, 72 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:05, Reply)

How's Grace?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:12, Reply)

Good ta
Just been listening to Grace Jones's cover of Warm Leatherette.

It's shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:14, Reply)

Grace Jones is a fucking freak show novelty act.
Like Lady Gaga and Oasis.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:18, Reply)

And Big Daddy Kane

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:19, Reply)

And The Libertines

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)

And Ocean Colour Scene

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)

And the yurtsmiths

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:29, Reply)

and The Darkness

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:40, Reply)

And Neds Atomic Dustbin

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:44, Reply)

and Bauhaus

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Me, I'm still awake.
Not alive tho.
How are you, plonkers?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)

Alright edj
Sorry to hear you died.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:45, Reply)

It's only for Easter.
Alright froggo.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:52, Reply)

Deadjogs :'(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Nar, redjerected mate

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:57, Reply)

undead undead undead udead

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Scabby at any rate.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:59, Reply)

I am, but with threads this shit I'm considering sleeping myself to death.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Well, like Ghandi said 'be the change you wish to see in the world'
Start a better one.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:50, Reply)

I fucked Gandhi in the neck with a fucken penknife

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:51, Reply)

Fuckien greetin Plummy?
Sup?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:54, Reply)

awright eh
Listening to Bauhaus. Going to listen to Savages next, then poss the Sisters of Mercy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:55, Reply)

Yer, I like easy listening to.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:56, Reply)

I've already got through some Joy Division

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:56, Reply)

Best thing ever happened to us was the invention
of music I reckon.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:58, Reply)

I dunno like, music has a few things to fackin explain.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Eh? Like ?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:59, Reply)

bad rappers
happy hardcore
Pendulum
Cast
Megadeth
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Counting Crows

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:05, Reply)

The Boo Radleys

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:09, Reply)

One of my favourite bands

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:14, Reply)

really?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Wake up!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Se'sly
I ent even lyin
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Tangledupinboo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Oh, do you mean people have to answer for their shit music?
Maybe, but if it makes one person, join in, dance or tap a foot it's done a job.
The rest, I think, is subjective, thank fuck.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:06, Reply)

See, that whole subjectivity thing...
Enjoyment is subjective, quality isn't.

Like books, yeah? I admire DH Lawrence's prose but it's fucking boring and does nothing for me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:09, Reply)

Wot is book?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:11, Reply)

i dunno im just making stuff up innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:11, Reply)

I have read a book.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:13, Reply)

NO U NEVA

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:15, Reply)

I did. I'm a big fan of the books of Britains best author Dave Gorman
His wacky true stories of adventure raise a smile but also raise important questions, like 'do other people have my name?', 'can a book be written about googling two words?' And 'can I drive across America using essentially 'b' roads?'. THIS BOOK CHANGED MY LIFE
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:18, Reply)

In a moment of madness I looked up my namesakes on facebook and added them all.
I have 17 namesakes on there, Sunday name and informal shortened version.

My favourite one is the gay one that looks like Fungus the Bogeyman, then my next favourite (but for an entirely separate set of reasons) is the American one who loves the Republicans, gun control and the constitution.

He hates Obama, healthcare and gays.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:20, Reply)

I haven't looked up your name on Facebook but I will now to find this man and add him.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Only add the gay Fungus the Bogeyman.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:22, Reply)

There too many!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Exactly.
Moment of madness but without the parkland bumming innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:25, Reply)

HAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Fuck me! That's the best lookalike I have ever seen!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:26, Reply)

haha!
Told you!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:27, Reply)

I have had three looks now and fucking lolled every time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:27, Reply)

it's uncanny
His colleagues call him 'Audrey'.

Also, one night, me and a mate performed the entire Paxman/ Howard showdown and he chipped in at the end with "what's going on? I didn't type any of this'.

I had to explain that it was me playing the part of Paxman and that he hadn't been hacked by a good looking interloper, we just have the same name.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:28, Reply)

HE REALLY LOOKS LIKE A TROLL!!!!!!!! Fungus!!!! HAHAHAHA
There are only two more of me.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:29, Reply)

se'sly, I bet he bummed Raymond Briggs or sutin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:30, Reply)

He REALLY looks like him though. That's my favourite thing in ages. I have saved his pic to laugh at.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:33, Reply)

I still find it mega mirthful

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Imma put that pic up at work.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:34, Reply)

did you send him a friend request?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:34, Reply)

Nah, me mates might think I'm back in the doldrums if they see 'frog and fungus are now friends'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:35, Reply)

You should threaten to overrule him

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:36, Reply)

I might set up a fungus page and troll him

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:39, Reply)

You know how hard you lolled?
Yeah?

Imagine how much I lolled when I discovered him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:40, Reply)

I haven't properly lost it like that for ages. Thanks!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:41, Reply)

nae bither eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Are you really that lonely?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:32, Reply)

no of course not, I did it for a laugh innit
some of them are ace
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:33, Reply)

I once read a book of poems
it was gay
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Poems is for gayers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:20, Reply)

I'm listening to Leonard Cohen now.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:21, Reply)

I dont really like Star Trek

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:22, Reply)

That's okay, it's Nick Cave singing a Leonard Cohen song now.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Now that is poetry, beyond doubt.
And FBR'coat the best of all his poems.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:25, Reply)