Because I have no life.
You?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:22, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm not sure.
Hence why I asked the question. I see a few of those I'd like to see IRL fairly frequently, I guess it's to catch up with the (three from memory) that I don't get to see that often due to geography & the one person I've yet to meet that I'd like to.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:26, Reply)

look, I've told you, next time you're in Leeds for work, just say the word and we can go and have a few pints

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Look mate, calm down, I know you met a friend and had a nice time, but don't get carried away eh?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:31, Reply)

I dunno like
He has Zammo as a lookalike, I have Fungus the Bogeyman as a namealike.

He's just jealous innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:35, Reply)

No thank you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:33, Reply)

it was a joke, you humourless tool

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:34, Reply)

I know it was. I was simply reminding myself that I'd rather shoot myself than meet you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:37, Reply)

I can get a piece if you give me a couple of day's notice, yeah?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:38, Reply)

Yeah, to be fair I only really come here to chat to a few people.
Most of them aren't close enough to meet up with in 'real life' though. I suppose it's a bit different for those of you in London.

Where is everybody, anyway?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Well really!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:38, Reply)

Huh?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:40, Reply)

It's okay, I know I'm not one of your special 'few people'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:42, Reply)

You could be, if you wanted.
I'm easily swayed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:43, Reply)

TOO LATE MISSY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:44, Reply)

Oh, right.
Well, your loss.

:-b
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:47, Reply)

I know :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:53, Reply)

He doesn't have one either

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Never claimed to.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:42, Reply)

He cooks stuff AND has a kid! HELLO?!?!?!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Don't forget the 'click from me!' running commentary that he does; as if his seal of approval means anything beyond a fart's last gasp

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:46, Reply)

What, the 'Battered seal of approval'? It's the only way I know if I find something amusing.
Also, the miserable 'everything here is shit' theme of his threads helps everyone remember the good old days, and how it's not as good as it used to be and abloobloobloo
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:56, Reply)