I haven't even had any caffeine yet!
The wife decided less items would be thrown if there wasn't any caffeine in the house so I have to come to work to get a coffee!
( Peej, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:43, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hey mate, what's that strange red mark on your forehead?
I'm not sure, but it looks a bit like a thumb print
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:44, Reply)

It's where the book hit me

( Peej, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:46, Reply)

I hope I get a violent spiteful wife who hates me one day.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Well work hard at school, stay away from drugs and booze and eat your green vegetables and see what happens.

( Peej, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:47, Reply)

You're asking me to change my *whole* life here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:48, Reply)

WHAT?
So she doesn't have the willpower to avoid coffee if it's around?

Mental.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Thats not quite it.
She just went out and bought decaf shite and theres no normal stuff in the house. I have a wide selection of caffeinated products in my office though.
( Peej, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:46, Reply)